That post that day

Someone asked me recently, "rajin kor gi G sesorang?"..tapi kenapa lak tak rajinnyer...kena ker berteman..sorang2 lagi syok kot..leh kena goda tanpa orang lain tahu(kan jaa wink wink,true story yeh..tiada jambatan terlibat).Sorang2 lagi tertumpuke goal..dan pastuh if aku gi mkn KFC atau McD kat bawah takder orang bebel kat aku...suka hati aku lah kan..aku lapor.

Lagipon aku fikir if lah aku ajak any of my friends..memacam scenario leh terjadik.

Dela :

Di Spa;

Aku - Lega kan dels kena urut
Dels - Aah lega seluruh badan. Minyak apa derang guna yeh.
Aku - Kelapa kot
Dels - Kelapa? Kelapa yg mana? Sbb..Air kelapa buat minum lain dengan yg buat santan, buah kelapa minum pokoknyer pendek kalau untuk buat santan pokok kelapanyer tinggi.
Aku - Kor kuar sekarang!

Joe :

Aku - Jom naik yg basikal lak
Joe - Aku takmo! kor lah bawakkan!aku malas drive!..aku datang sini nak bercuti!
Aku - Huh?

R Curls :

Aku : Aku naik treadmil sejam selalunyer ..moh teman?
R : Eh jgn Reza, naik lama2 nanti kor cramp pastuh susah nak drive..kalau aku idak lah sampai sejam. Lagipon aku tgk tempat nih eerie skit lah.. kenapa kor datang G sini?Aku dengor area2 nih banyak drug addict, ada lah sedara aku ckp blah3...
Aku : Baik kor takyah bergym lah abg oi.

Leha :

Tgh bertreadmil

Aku - Weih kor ada dengor tak statement dela kisah kelapa tuh? gila bimbo..tak hingat aku gelak..berderai aku..sampai balik umah pon aku masih menangis dan teringat2 lawak dels yg awesome tuh. Santan ngan kelapa minum beza laaaa!..hoi..leha? lehaa?
Leha - Eh sorry aku tgh usha mamat hensem tuh..lemoc gila.
Aku - Celaka kor..beria aku cakap panjang2 kor usha manusia kiri kanan lak. Bkn ke kor selalu WOW dulu nak nyatakan ada manusia kor minat lalu
Leha - Baiklah...WOW!
Aku - Bitch

Cyber :

Tgh Sembang ngan Boink

Aku - Eh Lyn, nak claim tuh minggu nih..dah makan ker?
Cyber - NYAHHHHHHHH!! apa u wat sini..kata nak teman i treadmill lama2..ala2 u Brown Bear bitch tul lah..janji nyer kat sauna nanti kita meet up yeh..XOXO
Aku - Dlm hati : celaka.....

Smallville :

Aku - Jom try dance class lak, aku dengor effective.
Small - Takmoooo, aku nak try yoga...sangat berguna tuk masa hadapan. Leh buat persediaan di kama..eh forget it.
Aku - Dasar hentai..
Small - Tapi kecik teringinnnnnnnnn~~~~

Nickie :

Nik : AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Aku : Jaa slow skit lah..orang usha tuh...
Nik : AHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Aku : *Dah hilangkan diri

Kesimpulan...risau aku bawak korang, tapi actually leh jer..nih just some alternate reality world yg aku create (in which mmg most statement mmg real yeh!), if nak add more people bitau jer
I'm a bit joyous today..entah pesal..kena drug kot..apa2 pon before me end..nak tanyer korang.. cause aku tak puas hati nih..Aneh = Funny ke in English?
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Believe my arse

So tadi tgk X-Files : I want to believe, jurina yg excited cause dia a fan..aku boleh lah kot...me gave up lepas season 5? cause takder masa dan dah malas tgk...perasaan teruja tuh takleh sehebat ju..tapi tgk trailer cam kekewl..aku siap kata kat Ju yg aku nampak cam ada vampire dlm trailer tuh..at least it aint an alien movie...cam x-files first yg aku tertido dlm panggung tuh..

Pawagam agak empty, muka2 movie goers situ pon semua cam age kitorang..muda2 ilek...pakcik2 ada lah sekerat dua...maka start lah tgk..sesungguhnyer otak aku lalallalalalalalala jer sepanjang masa. 20/30 min kemudian ju bisik "slow nyer?", tambah 10 minit lagi..ju "slownyer?"..tambah lagi ju "mana vampire kor?" <---yg nih damn!..and again.."slow nyer"...sedar2 dah abih?...ok aku jaga tahan diri dari tertido cam dulu semata2 nak tgk ending tuh jer??? WTH!!...kesian ju..dia dah ler teruja siap pakai t-shirt X kat depan.

Aku malas ckp apa..yg pasti cerita nih sememangnyer slow...dan takyah wat movie pon xpa..elok lah lagi jadi one of the episodes..basically the movie is meaningless bagi aku..takder closure xda full circle..senang cakap..cerita nih senang!...case dia pon senang!...though freaky lah gak in a way..tapi SENANG!..conspirasi bagai ilek. Monsters? ilek!..supernatural..ada lah skit..tapi ZZzZzzZZZZZz. buhsannnnn cerita nih..paling emo cause bagi aku takder closure..hish sungguh.The good?..scully looks good..tuh jer. oh dan aku tak tertido this time..at least that says something..i hope...sila avoid..

p/s: wont update as often..dark times lately..thanks to jaa and ju for melayan dan being there..mesra.

Why so Serious Siber?

Teka apa aku tgk 2 hari lepas...kewl gila wokeyyy!
will review later..



Ok so finally nak update..earlier this year i quote "aku berani bet xda movie leh tandingi Cloverfield (in my opinion) this year"...and i was wrong..Dark Knight surpasses every movie i love so far this year by a mile.

What's not to like bout this movie? Cast was great...everyone played their role well...special mention for Aaron Aec..something..for a remarkable performance as Harvey Two Face Dent. Dolu dolu aku tak layan pon mamat nih..di ambil ringan jer..but now..WOW. And the character..so multi layered..he rocks as a bad guy and rocked even more as the good guy. Speaking bout character..The Joker..nih takyah ckp lah...mmg very very good (tapi dah dah ler tuh nak kasik oscar..he was great but not THAT great), this is a very dark character..and such a sadist..I love Jack Nicholson's portrayal as The Joker long long time ago..but dear god Heath's portrayal as the Joker is is AWESOME...1 word for the character...intense! "Why so serious..." BRRRRRRRRRR

Now intensity?..cerita nih intense sepanjang masa...merata2 aku kat edge gak lah..entah2 if orang pusing tgk muka aku time dlm panggung..ada bakat mulut aku berbentuk O. Everytime the Joker made an appearance, my hair stands...he's that scary..and sadistic, but not only that..they have to include crazy Harvey..which is scary Fav Joker related scene gotta be the Ferry scene..great plot bout Morals there..nice touch En Nolan...and it doesn't hurt that it was slightly funny.

Action was sorta none stop, aku rasa takder masa nak relax...tuh lah complain lagi Batman Begins slow 1st hr..amik.Nothing really boom boom...but it was good enuff..my only complain is the sonar scene...that was too complicated,overly done..and weird. Pls get rid of that thing.

Plot?..banyak banyak bagus..all i can say is that the storyline and style is pretty Raw. Unlike previous entries (save Begins and Returns )..where the stories AND style are basically cartoon-ish. It also helps that the story is pretty real. Note, this time the movie is pretty violent..definitely not for kids. My sis complains that why younger generations love violent movie nowadays..for me its not really bout the violence..it is a plus..but this movie has a great plot..It's sad(Batman related plot + Jim's scene), conflicting (Batman Plot, Harvey's plot) and edgy (Joker + ferry). All in all i can say..Dark Knight has it all...who says it sucked is a dumbass and should go back and watch Care Bears the movie..nuff said.