HEH

I need to laugh...so tgklah Love Guru, tapi aku tak gelak ...buhsan..it's no Austin Powers..tapi ada gak few hits nak kat end..tapi tiba2 aku gelak besar part nih



Line :

Guru : I would like to thank the Academy, boy this thing is heavy!


HAHAHAHAHAHA Baboon lawak!..walaupon offensive gak ah...i still found it funny
btw aku tak tgk nih di wayang...so jgn tiba2 tak ajak yeh.

ya aler lupa ckp : Selamat Hari Merdeka Malaysia and Selamat Menyambut Bulan Ramadhan!

Ugh

Jurina : Bes babylon ad?

Aku :Kehadapan Vin Diesel, knp kor sanggup decline watak Hitman semata nak watak dlm cerita sengal ini? Though Hitman bkn classic, aku rela sanggup layan Hitman 3X dari tgk cerita Babylon A.D

Jurina : Ok Drama

Aku : Oh no you didn't!

4bia

Oleh kerana tak dapat menahan...dan cyber so cute wearing that pink tank top...abih jer kojer kul 12 mlm sabtu terus zoom aku BTS ngan vanilla bear. tak lupa lari2 bagai nak rak atas treadmill ke tingkat 5? BTS..letih eden...dan akhirnyer!..dapat gak tgk 4bia...aku tambah teruja nak tgk bila sorang kawan aku yg katanyer nak tgk aku dah tgk earlier...argh..syaitan..nasib cyber ada dan berhati lak nak tgk horror film.

Nway 4bia is a collection of 4 thai short horror film :



1. Happiness :

Bout this cute chick who recently had an accident and have to stay indoors in her appt.She can't move a lot due to the cast on her feet. So she's bored..then someone sms's her...trouble ensues..

*good way to start a movie...cerita nih BEST GAMPANG!best real ghost story this year for me...aku seram yeh...SERAM! malah aku bila rasa part nih bakal sesuatu...aku alih ke kiri atau atas cause malas nak tgk. (malas = terlalu takut) cerita dia senang jer...tapi cara bikin...fuh seram...storynyer agak typical ah...u can guess it...tapi aiyoo level takutnyer...tinggi.tapi ending jer cam...ya aler..cyber moh campak phone motorola kita!

2.Tit tat whatever i couldnt care less :

Students bullied the loser...loser dabbles with black magic...cool kids are gonna get it!...yummm

*cerita nih terlalu terlalu ambitious....dari camera worknyer yg leh wat aku vomit dengan color contrast memejamnyer...aku dah naik pening...nasib cerita nih bukan 1 jam lebey if tak aku sumpah kuar pawagam mintak duit balik (kot)..pastuh cgi nyer ugh boring...not dissing it but..arggh takyah lah beria nak cgi2 bagai...tapi sekor2 student mati cool...dan loser muka cam abu bakar ela...patut lah cyber high sat.

3. In the middle :

Kisah 4 rakan nih gi river rafting...dan diteruskan dengan cerita2 hantu dlm khemah..male bonding ensues (cerita nih khas tuk leha)

*cerita nih lawak lawak lawak gila!....takut tak sangat..biasa2 jer...tapi sekor2 character cam celaka!..funny sial cerita nih...aku rasa cerita camnih sesuai tuk jurina or dela tgk...tentu korang enjoy..dialogs are to die for!..dan lakonan sekor2 berjaya...must watch.

4. The Last Flight :

A princess boards a plane..toys with the stewardess..but y!..

*cerita nih bagus hanyalah sebab hantunyer..cam celaka rupa...emosi..dah takmo ingat..karang takleh tido...lain dari tuh...erm plot agak lemah...dan banyak sangat dan dan..tapi ending cun.

Jom ke something light lak...Mah Sassy Gurl (2008)



Satu ketika dulu azumiru bagi pinjam vcd korean (*note, aku tak layan korean sangat yeh) nih..dia suh aku tgk...tapi aku lalalala letak dlm desk pastuh sumpah akan tgk, sambil cross dua jari ku kat belakang...1 minggu kemudian..dia mintak review...2 minggu..3 minggu..still xda feedback dari aku..last2 dia datang bilik aku...ikat aku atas meja..pastuh pasang My Sassy Girl...and WOW cerita nih best...one of the best love story for me..tiba2 awal tahun nih..dapat tau ada remake...groan!...tapi dibintangi oleh Jesse Bradford..he's one of my fav actors fyi...so cam boleh kot kasik chance..so tadi usha lah...

Frankly speaking...tak dapat tanding langsung ngan original...however..it does have its own magic..ada gak part2 cute..save by Jesse (ke aku bias?) tapi apa2 its still not the original..but say this is ur first time watching...aku rasa ada bakat leh suka..its a sweet flick..but the biggest mistake is casting Elisha Cuthbert..fail..tak sama level langsung ngan awek saiko dlm original..LANGSUNG. dan babak yg perlukan being slightly emotional..dia fail!...arghh cast orang lain lah..(jgn Jessica Alba sudah)

Is Tamara here?

The Strangers finally hit our shoresssssss...lembap!Antara most awaited movie aku this year setelah melihat poster2 kewl dia dan membaca review yg mengatakan cerita nih cool...but what do i think?



The Strangers nih mengisahkan couple bermasalah nih bermalam di rumah si lelaki..tiba2 manusia2 bertopeng nih kacau miker 24/7...but y?

Cerita nih banyak teringatkan aku kepada cerita Vacancy(yg underated gila),Funny Games (versi German cause aku tak tgk lagi remake) dan Halloween (yeh Halloween). Aku agak mix feelings dengan cerita nih...kekadang rasa best..kekadang tak...apa2 be prepared aku akan guna banyak however lepas nih..

Aku suka style dan camerawork cerita nih..juga atmosphere cerita ini..bak yahooid razli..agak Bleak.Cerita sunyi jer...score pon cool. Campur2 semua element nih aku dapat rasa kesunyiannyer dan perasaan kena stalk. Terasa gak cerita nih cam old horror film, contoh hebat the very first Halloween lah...mamat tuh elok jer lalu belakang slow2 tapi tak wat apa2 lagi..usha jer dan bagi aku nih seram sial(tuh sbb aku suka gila starting Inside)..dan build up yg bagus, terasa pump nak tau apa jadik next.Dan tak lupa...agak tense aku part2 camnih...HOWEVERRRRRR (1) it fell short..end product nyer tak berapa nak bagus ma.

Torture dlm cerita nih...bagi aku tak begitu traumatic..save apart the last scene, Me thinks the killers didn't do enough..malah aku dapat rasa miker nih actually agak amature, tambah the last dialog. ok kembali, torture nyer tak berapa sangat ah, bit boos and cak here and there...I was hoping for some cut limbs, lil stabs here and there ..but ilek...Howeverrrrrrrrr (2) masa nak dekat2 ending dia...ha tuh traumatic lah gak..but a lil too late lah kot for me.

Lakonan? Not bad semua bagus..dan aku terkejut ada Gemma Ward..padan lah familiar gila tadi..thank you Flixster!.Characters (lead) nyer agak bodoh at certain times...nak jer aku lempang derang kata Get Out u WHORE!.Tapi paling bagus the killers ah..serious cam michael myers, lek lek jer...specially dollface..something bout her spooked me...Howeeeeverrrrrrrrrr(3), aku benci gila amazing powers mereka..dan time2 camnih lah aku teringat balik Scary Movie, sat ada depan elok jer...pusing atau paling sat jer...tgk2 dah hilang...GILA LAJU KOR!...buat backflip atau spread eagle di bushes2 terdekat kah? Tolong lah udah2kan benda tuh.

Nway, i would say..cerita nih ada style yg menarik..very bleak..very old horror movie...tapi outcomenyer aku agak sakit hati skit...eventhough psycho yg takder motive is definitely the most scariest...but i can't help myself uttering...MOTIVE?



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA, kenapa aku tgk cerita nih...AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH, Jenna Jameson nyer tush agak cute.leh?AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA cerita nih bongok.aku gelak memula...tapi bila start pesta stripping 24/7 aku dah go....hmmm apa lagi?

p/s : Dela hang dah kurus lah!...serious nampak shape..tahniah!

Awek2

Hi semua!, agak lama tak update yar...been sorta kinda definitely bz :D..but enuff bout me..how are yall? Thursday arituh tgk Batman again..sebenar2nyer kalau ikutkan..takmo tgk again..i rather see a new movie, tapi...Susuk? HAH! Rogue? dah tgk berzaman..dan alang2 dah cuti halfday dan juga digoda oleh Jurina dengan suara serak2 basahnyer dan juga cyber gedik nak tgk again (dia fetish Joker)...mengalah jugak ah..surprisingly..aku tak ngantuk for 2nd viewing..selalu cerita berjam2 nih tgk 2nd time aku dah pengsan.Anyhoo apa yg menarik ialah melihat seorang watak sampingan yg rupa2nyer obvious juga dihint..hmm menarik..

So off to the topic, lately tgk cerita/movie/tv/reality tv banyak awek2 hot lah..ehehehe 1st up in movies...cerita Teeth , All the Boys Love Mandy Lane dan Girl Next Door.



Teeth is about this girl (not really hot) who has teeth for a vagina..cool no?Anyone who forces themselves on her will have their willies bitten off..cool no?and...thats bout it.

Me thinks this more on the dark comedy sorta movie..it's gory, disgusting and yet funny as hell...come one! sharp teeth for a vagina?!??! (dela...this'll do wonders to ya)This is a silly flick but an enjoyable one..so if u have the stomach to watch bitten of willies...please do watch this (as a man, i went ouch a lot of time...a lot lot lot.



All the Boys Love Mandy Lane is about this supposedly hot(erm no..but she is curvy..that's a plus) who is lusted by every guy in school.They are willing to do everything.. to date/mate her.

Like the poster, the editing is slick...but other than that..yawnnnnnnn!I think i watched to many slasher flicks..cause its highly predictable..at least for me lah..if korang rasa tak predictable maaf, sila ikat aku dan spank.And the girl?? hot kah tuh?? the only thing i can think of is that she looks older than 18..so probably that's why the dudes go GAGA over her..me being a 21 year old boy..dont think so. Watch this only for the slick editing.



The girl Next Door is not to be confused with the sex romp comedy in 2004..this is totally a different story..and genre!..this one is a true story about a girl who's is tortured to death by her guardian/aunt.

I like this one, it has the tv movie of the month feel but i still liked it.The story is sad, and since it based on a true story..makes it sadder.Cast was great...loved everyone..even the sadistic brothers.The tortures is not really brutal like Hostel/Saw...but considering its really happens...its brutal man.Anyway if interested Wiki this movie..and u'll see the real girl...cute looking.Again..kesian.



Now to TV...first off..aku benci Razli kerana tak perkenalkan Tila Tequila kat aku awal2..cisss..bila aku dah terwow..dan nak hebah..dia jawab "oh nih aku tau"...celaka..mentang2 jarang suka kat awek asian..(lucy lui aku suka ok!) tapi takper...bila aku tonton FHM top 100 arituh...tergamam aku tgk #100...dan tuh jer lah aku suka pon..oh BTW gellar dlm top 10...wohoooooooo she still has it. #1 someone named Mieller..bikini model..but yawn.Anyhoo Tila Tequila hot OK! dan she has a show called A Shot @ Love...which is kinda cool...but got fake in the end..whatever lah..aku nak usha dia jer..seriously she's hot and wild..ada satu adengan jer masa dia masuk pool abih cair makeup dia nampak real features dia yg agak eh?...tapi takper lah..she's still hot..if rajin usha lah A Shot @ Love with Tilla Tequila...highly entertaining...mana taknyer..she dates both man and woman..yes woman!.



And finally...rupanyer2 Australia Next Top Model dah keudara..cycle 4..lupa lak kisah itu...sekarang dah sampai season finale dah...tunggu nak tgk jer sapa menang..plsssssss sesapa jgn spoil.Anyhoo Australia next top model bagi aku better dari ANTM..cause Host tak fake cam Tyra, awek2nyer actually better looking dan photo shoot better..cuma..panjang sangat lak..each ep runs like 50+ min, dan pemilihan winner dia selalu aku emo.Erm if rajin..usha lah..cycle 3 still the best for me...tapi cycle 4 menarik cause awek2nyer lawa..majority..layan lah iklan cool miker..



p/s : Jordin looks sexy yah?