I M Job 9 pm to 6 am Shift

So hows life? Aku okok je, arinih kureng keje belah mlm, which is cool cause mlm selalunyer agak hectic. Agak best xda keje time mlm nih...specially bila ada Mimi dan Fifi untuk mlm nih (even though sekejap mana pon)..maka ronggeng ah.

8pm - 9pm
Selalunyer aku kat this one undisclosed place yg aku maleh nak ckp, karang kena kutuk. Normally aku opt Senin, Salasa dan Friday tuk gi sini.If kat sini selalunyer lambat gak ah kat office(10 mins jer selalunyer)..cause x dapat budget. Tapi ada times aku tak gi, dari rumah on time ah gak, jln plak mmg tak jam...bahagia ah hidup. Lagu2 pilihan time ini adalah lagu2 terkini yg akan aku pasang sampai aku dah muak dan muntah. First song dlm kereta selalu sekarang AAR - Gives you Hell kemudian diikuti dgn sorang awek nama Taylor Swift.

9 pm - 11 pm
Sebelum masuk office amik air dulu kat opis, in hopes rugi 3-5 min there :D. Then sesungguhnyer aku start wat keje, tapi juggling ah gak work then talk then "pangkah" sesapa...but mostly work (serious). The first 2 hrs of working selalunyer L.U.C.A.H, helpdesk time nih needy dan weird dan agak a-hole. Antara cth2 kelucahan;

paling tua kat opis

George from Texas (yeah sure) :
Hi Reza i'm facing BIG! issue here...this user BLAH BLAH BLAH YADA YADA YADA XOXOXOXXO WORLD PEACE.....(aku dah oh shit dah time nih)...can you unlock this user's id?
Reaksi : Bureeeeeeeeeeet! and u know why?(nih to those tak keje sini ah) Unlock id is the simplest work here...tapi mamat nih beria cerita panjang. Dah ler wat aku cuak cause "BIG! issue" hish, and so far it happened 3 times..celaka tul George from Texas nih.

Most of the helpdesk :
Hi sir, can you please help me..i did this and that then do that with this and that i included this with that, but that didn't work so i tried this and user said this don't work and that is this and this is that...can you unlock this user's id?

Reaksi : *tapping fingers hebat kat meja*, semangat nih justify dia wat keje...apa kata simplify kan jer dan kata pls unlock this id..kan senang? save 5 mins of my life. Tapi nih ok lagi ada sekor HD nih nama Rajin, entah ke apa entah dia bebel...gila slang india from india a.k.a bersiul.

Ada gak yg sangat celaka, siap give me attitude, orang2 camnih aku hangup jer (yes I do this sort of thing from time to time, heran apa aku)


melucah di pantry

11pm - 12 am
Actually 20 min jer...tapi time2 nih aku kuar ke pantry, take my Mandatory break. Kat situ aku mkn free biscuit dan minum milo sambil mengarut dengan Fifi Baharudin...kekadang Mimi join gak.

12am - 2 am
Time nih makang, 1 hr jer..ikut turn dengan partner sapa kuar dulu. Selalu mkn kat mamak..but depends gak, if mamat banyak complain dlm shift mlm nih, aku rela opt takmo kuar mkn. If Fifi dan Mimi mlm...confirm mmg kuar. Selalu mkn kat mamak(yg semakin lama semakin sucky) pilihan mknan , Tosei (save duit dan diet)/ Maggie Goreng (cause xmo mkn nasi mlm2)/ Cheese Nan (cause aku gila) + Ayam Tandoori(cause aku sangat gila tapi Jumaat je aku mkn nih) / Nasi Goreng Thai (bila aku kepunan/sangat lapar dan couldn't care less dah..lagipon it's like heaven!) Dan tiba2 juga akan terlucah ke McD, if mkn nih mmg pagi2 aku nangis bawah shower dulu then gi swimming kat lake 10 lap. Oh kekadang (which is as of late) aku mkn Maggie jer kat office...because...save duit dan Mr.Complain keje mlm minggu nih.

2 am - 5am
At times bila balik jer aku akan coma...depends on apa aku mkn, if mkn Nasi Goreng Thai...coma tuh pasti, siap nganga. Cheese Nan pon ada bakat coma, tapi lebey kepada gi lawatan ke looloo memejam. If aku berjaga mmg aku keje ah dengan tekun sambil tgk movie (HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE). Lately aku bawak DVD Buffy aku kat office tgk sorang,cause aku rindu Gellar dan aku rindu Buffy(the show itself).

5am - 6am
Time nih dah makeup2 siap2 nak pulang, maleh wat keje dah time nih cause duh nak pulang, lagipon selalunyer aku opt tuk tinggal skit keje kat bebudak shift pagi...karang sangap lak miker tuh (see i'm nice). Dan elok je nak cecah 6am tentu ada sekor mangkuk hayun tiba2 call...aku tak faham tul lah...kalau acc tuh dah lock ke apa ke...apa kata kamu balik jer?semangat nak keje overtime nih pehal...dan bijak sangat nak terlupa password nih pesal?.Sheeesh

6am
Ku pulang dengan tenang, kekadang gi ke some lake tuk beriadah kekadnag balik jer terus..depends dengan kerajinan.Tapi yg pasti balik umah time nih gila tenang dan sejuk...xyah beraircond.

Pros
Mlm happening skit-tak sangap, parking senang, tak jam langsung, leh tgk movie, pagi leh gi bayar bill dan wat keje2 tanpa diganggu oleh jam dan q, cost hidup kurang.

Cons
Life hilang, tgk wayang atau wat aktiviti bershopping selalunyer sorang2, xda life dan xda life.

Oh jason..

HAH! confirm mampuih
Meant to update this way wayyyy back, tapi duk lupa..pastuh elok lak bday Gellar.
So arituh Good Friday kot, elok lak ada teman nak tgk cerita nih (mlm tuh juga rumah dimasuk)..ku obviously agak excited tgk cerita nih.

Masuk2 dah sangat syok tgk the flashback scene..then the first 5 victims. Org sebelah lepas abih scene tuh dah sebut "ok dah abih jom balik"...ahaha which proves ramai gak masih emosi tgk adengan2 gore-ish. Aku fine enuff, tapi ada adengan kepala cut in half wat aku jerit WOAH!
Cerita masih typical ah, horny stoned kids, sekor2 tak ikut rule yg depict dlm SCREAM!..so haruslah mampus...juga characters majority agak mangkuk hayun ah dalam penilaian tentang camner nak wat itu dan ini. ermm apa lagi yeh...entah straight foward jer cita nih which I like pon dan tak expect ada twist apa ke. Cuma...death scene cepat dan senang sangat, walaupon early friday series pon semua mampus cepat dan senang tapi dah lama2 tgk benda2 camnih aku lebih terasa thrill kot bila add in chase scene yg menarik.
As for Jason, oklah kot...kagum gak miker tunjuk dia lari semangat..selalu lek lek jer mamat nih kejar mangsa. Ah xpa, nak tunjuk dia human kot.All in all, worth my time.

Pastuh last week tgk movie kat Warta Kajang, dah ada pawagam yeh..actually dah lama tapi aku jer takmo gi situ. Mana taknyer...shownyer gila lembap..tapi oleh kerana dapat ticket buy one free one, pi je layan apa ada. Memula ada hati nak kasik kat Leha suh gi dating ngan Bfnyer..tapi ehehe me first ah. Aku jatuh tgk Race to Witch Mountain (yeh pawagam sini sangat slow)...not bad..actually good, action pack..aku tak buhsan langsung. Senang ckp, worth my time and money plus the free tix
BTW time aku gi tgk cerita nih, xda orang langsung kat pawagam. Even cinema lain (ada 3) kosong!..malah cerita yg kitorang tgk tuh pon dipasang semata2 cause kitorang nak tgk kot (masa masuk2 dengar aircond baru pasang)...so aku rasa mmg elok kasik Leha next time..leh golek2 ngan bf.Kan?

Then smlm tgk apa entah Confession tuh..only cause Coming Soon dah fully book!..midnight pon dah full! Cerita horror satu lagi tuh Uninvited lagi lah best...terus taken out of list cause dah full!...shesh..ingatkan Ahad xda lah dah manusia nak tgk wayang dah apatah lagi mindnight. So terpaksa lah tgk Confession apa entah tuh ngan Eda, oklah kot..tapi tak menyengat mana...sekadar melayan..xpa this week nekad nak tgk Coming Soon, sapa book aku cium!

Ha ok tuh je..update sekadar update jer nih. Yg pasti...eh malas dah sebut..karang tak pesal2 kena lempang ngan Jurina

Happy Bday My Fav Star

Before the mad crush over Diora Baird, before Stacy Kiebler's legs, even before Victoria Adams ...there was SMG..she's the only one up till now retain the title as my fav all time celebrity crush (Posh dah berambus semenjak she went on an ego trip, yg lain ada lagi) I remember it just like it was yesterday (camera pan ke kanan terus ke thn 1997). I was watching Cinema Cinema Cinema , and the # 1 movie @ that time was IKWYDLS..it caught my eye. Coincidently it was showing at the cinema, so what the hell next day I took a bus (alone!) to Ipoh Parade and caught the earliest show (alone!)...and boy was it worth it. One of the best cinema experience, i think I have mentioned this in my top 20 memorable cinema moments..ah anyway..reasons are cause of the lady behind me kept on screaming like hell which made me jumped and its a good slasher movie..then came in Gellar in that green dress.....YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWZA! haaawwwt! suka suka suka! woof woof! and then the chase scene (also have mention before in...erm somewhere lah)..which ended tragically. Mangkuk nyer director!...argghh but takperlah kot..at least she had the best scene...seriously i ignored Jen Love Huge Tatas and concentrate on mah Gellar.

where history begins

Going back home did some research, and found that she has this show Buffy which is at that time in the 3 rd season? or something...and I thought to myself "I must see this!" tapi malangnyer time tuh mana ada cd cd Buffy dan it wasn't shown on tv, until year 1999..when I caught a glimpse of it on astro..and fell in love even more with Gellar and that show! Rest is history. Though Gellar has been somewhat silent for the past errr 3-4 years? with only some dull movies under her belt..I still remain faithful and peg her as my Fav Celeb Crush...Anyway...happy Bday Gellar!


latest pix, don't judge me!

Ahhh...better

3 thing I wanna say in this post..firstly the aahh better thingy. Just finished watching Feast 3, if anyone remember which i doubt anyone does...i hated Feast 2...a lot lot, 1 was the bomb..but 2 sucked balls. Nway..watched Feast 3...and thank god it was better...not the best...but definitely better. At least there wasn't any baby throwing to be mauled scene involve. I don't think any of my close friends will like it though..except Azmir..but he went M.I.A recently, but if anyone actually decides to see this...ada hot babes ok!



Now the 2nd, my house got broke into..I was at office during that time, and me ma just reached home after 2 weeks of leaving me alone (drama seorang anak mak). I guess the culprit was watching me for quite some time. He knew when I was in the house or not. Nothing big was stolen...just money...my piggie bank was taken...2 months collection worth, ada lah around rm40 kot...and he/she/it left me rm1 ringgit which made me laugh. At first me ma said he/she/it came from the attic which majorly screwed me mind the entire day cause last week after watching Martyr i heard noises in the attic which sorta freak me out awhile (this is true story..aku tak drama atau mimpi)..imagine if he/she/it (eh takmo it) was watching me from the attic the whole time. But after investigating, ma called back said it's the side sliding door, and beforehand he made a hole in the fence. It's a long story, don't wanna bother going into a lot more details, but when I heard my house got broken into...first thing came racing into my mind is?......That service announcement me,babes razz, Dels, Syah and Syarifah Sheznie tak undang time kahwin did for MPA.."why is the door ajar.." LOL dela dela.



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I M Job - Shift Siang 6 A.M - 4 P.M

Pagi nih awesomeness, aku lupa tutup aircond..kat luar lak hujan..so fhm2 lah betapa syoknyer aku tido tadi..antara the best sleep I had in ages. Dan mmg bangun just on time..siap sempat makan lagi.Kali nih xda kisah movie..kot...mungkin leh selit..mainly kisah apa aku wat daily cause aku buhsan kat office skrg nih...btw sapa hebat teka line I M Job di atas dari movie apa.(ha see ada unsur movie)

5.00 a.m
Patut bangun dah, kalau tak confirm lambat..tapi to be safe, aku mmg kunci jam kul 4.45,5.10 dan 5.30A.M (yg last tuh kalau tak bangun alamat pesta lambat lah) Selalunyer bangun2 tgk apa dah abih download..kalau ada yg siap mmg aku wat eagle split tanda gembira, kalau tak maki hamun streamyx yg lucah tuh. Kemudian buatlah apa patut..if sempat breakfast sempat ah if tak sempat..kat office ada biskut free..taram je.Paling tak McD drive through dan mkn pancake yg sangat lazat tuh.

Drive ke office time nih sangat cool, cause tak jam langsung...tapi ada gak mangkuk2
yg drive extra slow..lagu2 pilihan time nih? selalunyer lagu tenang or bina semangat
Lagu paling ideal ; You Gotta Be...by some makcik which name escapes me now..lagu ehem 5 - Keep On Moving pon agak ok..

6.00 a.m
Patut dah sampai office..selalunyer lambat 15 min..tapi record lambat sejam.Kekadang
sempat jumpa Junie, Afifi dan Fifi Baharuddin. If sempat syok gak ah, cause leh take note gossip2 terkini dan kejadian2 the day before. Selalu nyer shift siang nih..2 ekor je beruk yang keje...so if dapat partner yg tak ngam..mmg sangap lah aku. Harini partner so-so ngam.Partner terbaik adalah Afifi.

6.15 - 8 a.m
Selalunyer aku cuba nak tido dengan gaya bertapa aku...sapa yg pernah nampak style tido aku nih ...mmg nasib ah..malah aku pernah kena kantoi ditangkap gambar..gambar tuh agak lucah.Kalau tak berjaya tido..PSP je ah. (mainly cause time2 nih x ramai org dept lain masuk lagi)..but if all else fails..Facebook...tapi time nih nothing much update.Oh kekadang juga aku masuk blog2 harian aku...mereka adalah in random order ; Ajurina, Cik Lyna, Leha Lentik, Mahhas, Milo dan Zuris . Mereka nih terpilih mainly cause kerajinan mereka tuk update...tetapi kekadang ada gak tiba2 sunyi sebulan (ajek hint hint)

8 a.m
Baru aku officially nak start wat kojer..cause if start awal then abih awal ergo aku sangap pastuh tertido atas meja office nih.

If I'm not lucky 10 a.m
Time nih keje semua dah abih...maka sangap bermula..mula lah email2 orang mintak dilayan.Luckily ada yg melayan, if tak..hmm entah..aku selalu lost memory if keje abih awal..berangan kot fighting dragons and magicians.

If I'm Lucky 12p.m/1p.m
Nih sangat ideal...if abih keje time nih mmg elok2 tuk kuar lunch. Selalunyer aku opt to not go lunch, depends ah dengan sapa partner arituh, dan juga wang..oh dan juga apa aku mkn pagi..if McD a big no-no for lunch. Tapi if mmg cadang nak mkn...selalunyer turun mkn kat foodcourt bawah tuh ngan ex-colleague. Chic Chop ia lazat dan cheap.

2p.m
Dah tak senang duduk...dah mula gerak hulu hilir, selalunyer kat pantry buat air. Tapi if betul2 nothing to do..mmg aku whip out my MP4 dan pasang movie..bkn orang perasan pon. Paling tak orang ingat aku dengar lagu..nak belakon..headbang/bob lah skit kepala.

3p.m
Bebudak mainframe dah masuk..both seronok melayan..so boleh lah start bebel kat meja miker. Topic yg selalu dibincangkan adalah gambar2, camera atau cerita2 liar. Kalau masuk bab kereta aku gi menari tempat lain.

4p.m
Aku dah agak ready tuk blah...selalunyer tak blah on time..saja2 nak nunjuk kat boss (dia masuk 3 plus) yg aku rajin stay back..tapi xda makna stayback lama2..paling lama pon setengah jam..depends juga dengan kelewatan aku earlier.

Lepas tuh...kot suka aku lah nak wat apa..yg pasti..kena tido kul 11p.m at least.

In Conclusion aku masih x dapat decide which shift the best
Pros :
Balik awal, leh tgk wayang ngan member, mkn ngan member, senam leh lama skit dan tak kelam kabut, leh tgk astro, takyah angkat call sangat. (senang ckp social life tuh wujud ah)

Cons :
Masa berjalan gila gila lambat, tido kena awal, pesta sangap, kuat menguap, balik jam dan if nak elak kena bayar tol ergo cost lebey, parking susah.

...sesungguhnyer aku mmg tgh buhsan