Do You Know How I Know Ur..

Remember that line? From 40 Year Old Virgin, that line is pretty classic, heck the scene itself is pretty darn funny. Why I mention this scene/line? Nothing big really, my officemates love pulling pranks on each other..specially using email..it makes working much fun (and paranoid) which cancels the moody feeling I get time to time dut to working night time (it's hard ok!), here's the latest prank..I laughed myself to tears and it made me remembered the 40 Year Old Virgin scene.

From: Thomas
Sent: Saturday, February 20, 2010 12:15 AM
To: (a lot of people)
Subject: RE: Free burger from me... the burget king

ok when u go buy i tumpang u ok
i peluk u kuat2 from behind
UH!

Thanks
Regards
Thomas
AIG Blah3

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From: Baharudin, Fifi
Sent: Friday, February 19, 2010 9:26 PM
To: (a lot of people)
Subject: RE: Free burger from me... the burget king

OK.. I can help to ‘tapau’

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From: Puggy
Sent: Friday, February 19, 2010 9:24 PM
To: (a lot of people)
Subject: Free burger from me... the burget king



Go get your burger. Ask Rizal to tapau…



I pay for all of you.



Thanks & Regards
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Burger King - Pughan
AIG GS Blah3


* The middle email is the only one sent out for real. Top and bottom were the prank emails. Oh and UH is an inside joke...u gotta hear the real sound/sigh of relief to understand it.

Melinda Gordon Mode : Alternate Endings

Cleavage itu penting

I missed creating the top ten list, dulu2 rajin create top ten benda2 mengarut nih. Saja seronok reminiscing movies sambil wat list2 bengong nih. Last one I did pon tak silap separuh jalan..entah mood nak nulih dan menkaji2 dah long gone. But oleh kerana mood aku celaru semenjak semalam, aku decide nak nulih2 kisah movie lagi. And wala! I created Melinda Gordon mode. Sapa tengok Ghost Whisperer leh fhm lah kot, benda nih conjured by me and Purak Patel if kitorang masing2 xtau apakebenda yg kita tgh referring too, hence googling ergo Melinda Gordon!

Masa kat MMU dulu aku rajin download alternate endings/ deleted scenes from the net, cam hobby sambilan ah gak time2 melangut kat dorm dgn Razz/Bobo & Ewan/ Disaster Guy. Malangnyer pc zaman tuh dah lama hancur dan juga aku lupa laman2 web aku download benda2 tak bermotif nih.

Masa time tuh gak DVD cetak rompak sangat lah teramat cool, special feature semua ada. The making, deleted scene, alternate ending, u name it ada. Bkn cam DVD skrg (even yg original!)..hapah xda..habuk!..trailer pon letak yg bangang2 bkn dlm genre yg sama pon. Tak lupa juga, cover depan pesta tampal2 kalah poster2 bengong film melayu. Tambah bodoh if cerita drama keluarga...tiba2 ada superimpose kat tangan one of the characters..apa kejadah. Malah ada jugak yg letak gambo babes and hunks kat depan cover partially in the buff tuk mengaburi mata pembeli, cam izar beli cerita cover depan ni ada seorang mamat sasa satu masa dahulu..eh oops! Anywayyyy point is..dvd2 dulu best..skrg cam bodoh. Aku nak tgk features...I love features. Last original DVD aku beli adalah The Orphan..dan ada satu jer kandunganyer, deleted scenes and alternate ending...tuh jer?!?! Dah ler splash screen dia still image! LAME! (actually yg nih aku taktau nak salahkan sama, derang repackage ke? or mmg the distributor yg bangang)

As for alternate endings, me love it!..it brings new light to the movie sometimes...juga the original idea of the directors/writers blah3 whoever lah yg terlibat. Take example Final Destination, original ending agak bleak, Devon Sawa mampus dan Ali Later is revealed to be pregnant. Personally nasib they changed the ending..sbb apparently Devon Sawa stopped the killings after his death. If that happens...err...no more sequels! WAAAAA, well I could actually live without the last one. Lagipon remade ending is fun...who could forget Kerr Smith's confused look uttering the words "So who's next?"..dumbass. (*note nih antara fav dvd aku,tak ori fyi hehe)

Another Devon Sawa movie, Idle Hands, also had a totally different ending..dan agak panjang, DAN it happen near the school's swimming pool in comparison to the original/theatrical ending which only happens near..erm aku taktau correct term dia so aku akan ckp "kelas bengkel kereta"..alternate ending nih gak cool bagi aku cause dia mmg tukar terus the whole last scene, cerita lebih kurang ah...but seingat aku (cause this was a long time ago) Devon Sawa mati dlm nih. But like Final Destination, the theatrical ending mmg better cause lagi lawak dan pro-hero and the movie calls for this sort of ending. (*note nih download dari website cool tuh, aku tak rasa ada DVD release cerita nih mempunyai features2 hebat camnih)

28 Days Later pula mempunyai multiple alternate endings, one of it hero tuh mati. There's more tapi aku berjaya tgk 2 jer (DVD aku cam rosak2 xleh tgk feature lain) Now this ending for me, should be use. Cause mamat nih died on a hospital bed, like in the beginning he woke up on a different hospital bed. So u see?..cam full circle gak..hehe. Ke tak logic? Whatever lah..yg aku tau sebenarnyer impossible nak lepaskan diri dari Zombie2 Marathon. Another multiple ending movie is Joy Ride, cerita nih bagia ku sleeper hit..sangat tak sangka level bestnyer..but the alternate endings yo!..banyak...ada satu nih...siap last 20 minutes or less ditukar abih. Jln cerita terus berlainan...BUT agak crappy lah gak that alternate ending ni, if guna ending tuh x dapat tgk lakonan berkesan Leele Sobieski cuak hampir kena tembak.

As for "Thank god they didn't use this ending" category that one goes to T2, alternate ending nih aku tgk kat Youtube jer, I heard bout it..and yeah...its stupid. An open book ending is much better cause we can have possible sequels...and I like (like yeah) T3 it aint all bad.


Latest one comes to mind is the Orphan's alternate ending, luckily this one wasn't use..cause its not shocking (as per promotional cover) more stupid than shocking...it is weird and freakish though (pst..esther didn't die!) Lastly the OMG alternate ending I saw was Butterfly Effect; I love the theatrical ending, it was sad...granted the alternate one was also sad...but the alternate one was just plain dumb, fetus commit suicide in the womb? U gotta be kidding me.

So I end there, today (actually dari last week dah) am searching for cool movies with features on Ebay/Lowyatt/Mudah.com. Monster Squad right now is looking pretty cool...entah lah..we'll see. Have a fun weekend guys! Moh Sungai Congkak!

Loved This

Caught this gem on Astro (though I suspect banyak kena cut) love this movie so much. Always loved one night story movie; hello Empire Records + Can't Hardly Wait. Cuba lah tgk...soundtrack is rad as well fyi.

Woff!

Cerita nih agak bagus, "teman" suka sangat cerita nih dengan itu aku pon suka..tapi xlah sama level suka "teman". It's good...mmg ada part seram lah gak. Tapi the boom boom 24/7 annoyed me.Tapi apa2 a good night! dah the end

Cool Spin on Vampire flick Evolution

Hmm skrg Sat morning nih tgh sembang ngan kawan2 rapat kat ym!...ramai yg moody yeh skrg rupanyer..I wonder why. Ah biarkan..emosi sendiri pon x terjaga..anyhoot..aku tgk 1 full movie kat office tadi! woooooooo!thank you mp4 player!. But let me just say gak aku ada keje! cuma malas wat...ramai org ingat aku nih xda keje..true..at times..tapi keje tuh ada, malah kekadang bertimbun sampai leh take up smoking.Okok back to movies, aku tergoda ngan post Dieha Mj kat FB..kisah Daybreakers..mmg dah lama nampak cerita Daybreakers nih..tapi aku expect gambo tentu wayang..aku malas tgk gambo2 tak clear nih..dah ler monitor aku nih color haram skit. Tapi Dieha assure aku gambar dah screener..good enuff..xda kepala2 jenguk ke apa, and true enuff mmg gambo elok..



So anyway Daybreakers nih sebenarnyer if aku cerita plot confirm ramai akan ingat Blade Trinity,..mmg ada persamaan..malah the 2nd blade (aku lupa tajuk cool dia) nyer cerita leh kata ada di add on juga. So basically it's Blade but more political, tiada banyak aksi2 seperti Jessica Biel memegang bow dan sewaktu ngannyer. Daybreakers nih kisah Vampire dah rule the world..dan manusia2 adalah endangered species yg most of em skrg ditempatkan di dlm farm tuk diharvest. yumm kan. Tapi ada vampire2 nih yg tak suka dan nak change things..cause derang xmo humans extinct terus.

Anyhoo apa yg aku tul tul suka cerita nih ialah how they depict the future if vampire rules...agak cool gak. Ada day car yg vamps leh bawak tgh2 pagi, ada coffee shop with 5% blood in it (ke less aku lupa) dll. Menarik gak ah the future..satu lagi yg wow bagi aku cara **SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER** one of the Vamps leh turn back into human, process dia agak poetic, me like! Apa lagi menarik..hmm ada satu puak vamps lain nih gak..yg telah dimutated akibat kekurangan human blood dan telan blood sendiri..they're cool..but if aku lah..aku guna mereka abih2 serang the normal vamps..nih tak.asyik lurking in the shadows jer, tak berapa nak menacing..tapi the look is nice.

Dan skrg the hate, aku tak suka cerita nihnyer run time 1hr 20 plus minute.Sgt sekejap bagi aku...needs more!..seriously needs more. Walaupon cerita dia agak complete lah gak sampai ke ending, tapi it felt a bit short..should have added more..bagi rasa epic skit. Lagi satu..kenapa ending2 cerita camnih kena ada monologue panjang driving into the horizon..tukar lah. Buat lah ending cam Feast 3 ke tiba2 ada mexican nyanyi..now THAT was unexpected. Overall I enjoyed this one..certainly better dari Legion.


On other side note, aku tgk Haunted Universities last week, ceritanyer agak boo snore snore tapi ada lah part memorable...tapi yg aku nak sebut nih cause nak put a note in my blog..
Ada satu adengan nih, dentist nih tgh cuci gigi patient, muka dia tak nampak sangat cause pakai surgical mask. Pastuh nurse dia masuk panggil dia, mamat nih bukak lah mask tuh...dan in unison row depan aku semua jerit EWWWWWW!...terus satu pawagam gelak..ahahaha, pelakon tuh gigi rongak btw..dan muka jenis blur2 while sporting a Abu Bakar do. Cool moment..definitely for the journal. OH btw satu baris depan tuh laki..now that was slightly weird.