1 year dah rupanyer...

Hoh,tulis2 tulis2 dah setahun blog aku 23rd arituh,heh tak sangka,memula wat sesaja jer...nak follow the in thing katakan.Anyhoo thanks to all yg masih melawat dan sudi mengomen atau melawat jer,aku tak kisah...janji ada melawat,dan heharap in future,feedback tuh jgn lah stray dari topic movie sangat yeh (khas tuk perut)allrite nothing more to say dan i end with video abg long aku kena punkd ngan ashton @$!%@! kutcher,teruskan..fyi sian abg long

The Breed

The Breed

Funny thing, a month or so back,I've just wrote in a topic regarding characters beeing off horribly "hina",like in Cabin Fever,the hottest chick got eaten by a dog. ouch.Then came The Breed.

The Breed is bout 20 plus year old kids ,went to a remote island, to have a weekend fun.Consist of 2 brothers, 1 the badboy type,the other is the more level headed one,there's this kinda tough chic,the hot girl and the blackie.Of course you can predict who'll survive or not from here,but character wise, it aint that bad.Specially liked the hot chick cause at her character is not like beeing pretty and going "ohhh,my gawwd" each time.But we talk bout that later,so these younglings went to the island,what they don't know is that the island is full of man eating dogs *gasp.These dogs are vicious and partly smarter than the usual ones.So here begins the battle of survival between man vs dogs.

It's a good thing that they dont mutate this dogs,let say...they can stand on 2 legs,or the size of a werewolf.These dogs are just the way dogs are intended to be.However they are vicious,kudus for the trainers for training great acting skills to these dogs.They potrayed pissed and hungry dogs pretty well.Also the constant shot of these dogs eye do bring a chill to my spine,can't believe dogs eye can be so devilish.

Acting and characters in this story is not bad,at least they have a story.I specially like that hot chick,her potrayal of a pissed and deranged chic in the second half was dead on,her one on one with this one dog was awesome.Michelle Rodriguez played the semi macho chic,that's good,cause she overplayed her machoness in most movie i've seen from her.Here,she's a bit feminine which was good.At least we can see she has range.Usually we see her walking all macho,like what Janice said to Michelle S4, "Ur walking like,(suara dalam) I'm hiding a big secret"(lawak nih akan faham kepada sapa yg menonton).The others did ok,though the black dude was wayyyyyyy typical.Of course u could sense who got it first.

Rodriguez taking a dump?

Gorewise pretty tame,oklah,some bitings here and there,oh but there was an impalling*(i'll check on the spelling later)scene that was great.CGI was good,sometimes I can't tell which is animated,and which ones are the real thing,though there is one scene you can tell it was a CGI dog.Suspense was good in the middle,when the dogs begin attacking....ok now here's the problem with the story,it kinda start out a bit slow,and the early thrills are kinda lackluster,luckily they made it up with us near the middle-end.




Oh like any other horror movie,there is the first kill,it was ok,but typical like any other dumb blonde going out alone in the woods,and hello here and there...but quality wise,ok for a starting,my favs are still the first Scene in SCREAM and Urban Legend(logic aside)hmm topic.

In the end I enjoyed the movie,good for a lazy afternoon in the weekends.I'll put it as an OK.passable and entertaining at parts.The end.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKS

Now last year I didnt make a list for worst movie,this year am gonna make one,though they are possibly more bad movie than the one i list, like for examplebloodyraynequite well known for beeing very very BAD,but I haven't seen it,so it's fair not to put in those movie who got bad reviews all around.
What upsets me the most,this year's movies have it's fair share of sucky horror movies,thanks to those remakes.Anyhoo, here is the list..top ten movies that spells B-A-D


Top Ten Movie that Sucks

10 .Texas Chainsaw Massacre : The Beginning


Why : If it's not related to TCM, I wouldn't judge it as bad, But since it's related, this movie doesn't bring anything to the TCM series,sure we know it's roots, but meh, I could have figured that out on my own without going to all the trouble making a new movie.Sure there are somethings that brings a new light to the story, like how the sherif become a sherif, and from whose womb did Leatherface came from.There's nothing fresh in this movie.Everything's the same,though gorewise was a bit gorier than the tcm remake.This is like making a prequel to the Scream movies where you'll know Maureen gonna get it and yada yada yada

Saving grace : Actually the acting was great.Even that hot bimbo.That's it


9.Grudge 2


Why : Gellar YYYYYYYYYYYYY,if not for my love of watching gellar on screen,this movie would be much shittier.It was soooooooooooooooo confusing and sooooooooooo slow, until halfway through I couldn't care less.Gellar or no Gellar.I can understand if they want us to figure out the ending, or what is what...but by god I really dont understand what this movie is about,(apart from that beeyatch wanting revenge...get a life girl)

Saving Grace : When that girl in the closet got attack in the counsler room,eh terkejut jap..jap jer

8.Basic Instict 2


Why: Sharon stone kor tuh dah tua, nak kangkang2 lagi tuh pehal?This movie is actually ok in sense of mystery.It's kinda hard to guess what Sharon Stone's character is about.(FYI sharon stone botox galore in here).Other than that, its one boring show, I might have appriciate it more if it's running time doesn't pass 1 and a half hr.

Saving Grace : Sharon Stone Kankang..it's back!

7.Eragorn


Why : It's trying to hard to be an epic movie.Believe it or not,I actually enjoyed Dungeons and Dragons more than this movie.It looks more of a Disney movie...all preppy and shiny..shessssssh.The main problem bout this movie for me is the characters, they are soooooooooooo annoying,specially the dragon(i blame the script!)...And most of time I doze of and dream that I was in my very on fairytale story saving princeses and killing monsters (dela)

Saving Grace : The Warlock was kinda cool...so's the elven princess,hotttttttttt

6.Little Men


Why : I thought it would be as funny as White Chick,which suprisingly was very funny.But it wasn't, sure there are some good laughs but my god are the jokes stupid.Gu gu gaga gigi gugu is suppose to make me laugh?Nope...try harder

Saving Grace : The boobie joke

5.The Covenant


Why: Yes I finally watched this movie,ok here's what bad bout this lame movie.no 1. the guys are stiffffffffffffffffff.KAYU!They tried to hard to be macho and all I can hear is mumbles rather than lines.Imagine Judge Dred talking(im the law)...2.The climax is kinda meh, so what?..and not to forget,this movie is boring,nothing of intrest, unless ur ED kan ed kannnnnnnnnn.But in all seriousness it would be a more bareble movie, if the acting was a lil bit better.

Saving Grace : Erm erm, the clothes are hot.

4.Date Movie


Why : I have high hopes for this one.But this movie stinks.The spoofs are horrible,made me groan more than laugh.And i was checking the time when this stupid movie will end.It's a pity cause i like Allyson Hannigan,and this movie degrade her.

Saving Grace : The only time i snicker was the intro and the My Best Wedding Part..other cricket.

3.American Haunting


Why : The tagline fooled me,the only case where a person died from a ghost my asss.Watching this movie is like watching a drama/movie made for tv.If that was the case, i could have forgiven it more,cause i know what to expect.American Haunting is so plain and dull, that i ended playing online games when watching this movie..ooo white eyesss..scary.Some more we have sissy and Sutherland acting in it,2 great actors acting in 1 dumb movie...fyi ed yg beria suh aku tgk,u owe me 2 hrs ed!

Saving Grace : The ending...no not the final.The credits.

2.Ultraviolet


Why : Aiyoooooooo what the hell am i watching.Why Milla Y!..who pulled ur arms and made u join this dumbass movie.This movie is just plain stupid, and the flashy effect doesn't help.I dont want to say anything more cause this movie upsets me

Saving Grace : nadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

1.When A Stranger Calls


Why : One of the most normal movie I've ever seen,like American Haunting,it might as well be a tv movie,heck i think it'll be a better short movie by some new kid.Again i repeat this movie is so mild, it's like Beff Burger in MCD,the cheapest and the least intresting of em all.The movie is nothing!...i repeat nothing,the scares are cheap!..remember Scary Movie spoofed about this big chick beeing frighten by everything in the garage (horse,cat,anything) well it happens here a lot of times and it got boring!eee sini eeeee sana eeee ais batu,eeeee pintu tutup,eeeeee perut dela.enuff!And why they remake this movie,the original wasnt all that,only the beginning was a bit spooky...sigh,like i said,might as well make a short movie,rather than bring us people to endless cheap scares

Saving Grace : the last chase was ok i guess.

that's bout it,nearly made the list : Davinci Code,Open Season,WTC

I also would like to wish Happy Belated to my excellent mom who turned 54 last week.

The Best Of 2006

Sorry no post for nearly a week,been pretty busy...anyhoo,new year wasnt a blast, but hey i'm looking foward for 2007 and hopefully its my best year yet,2006 was ok I guess,learned many things meet many people,lost loads of people...life goes on..anyway next post...You know it's coming...MY 20 BEST MOVIES of 2006,actually wanted to just make it ten,but my god there were so many movies i loved last year..

20 Fav Movies of 2006

20. X3 : The Last Stand


Why : Well I am an X-Men fan since forever,though to tell you the truth I was pretty pissed with this installment,but hey...its X-men, have been in my life for so long and it's not actually that bad,it's just not as good as I wanted it to be..at least there's Psylocke in this installment (although she got KILLED!, damn u Brett!)

Best Scene: Gotta be the scene where one of the main character got killed(didnt see that coming at all,I was like..biaq benar)


19.Over the Hedge


Why : This is my favourite cartoon last year, it beats Ice Age2,Monster House and Happy Feet for me,though happy feet was actually marvelous, but fun factor?no-no...i love my cartoon to be fun and filled with lots of stupid jokes

Best Scene : Stella and that Shabaz Cat...stelllaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

18.Hostel


Why : Hostel is one sick Mutha F of a movie...and me like it,it's up there with one of the grossest things I've ever seen.The scary thing is,this movie could be true...brrrrrrrrr

Best Scene : Definately the Asian girl that got tortured,but logic much?

17. She's The Man

Why : Ehehe another teen movie,damnit Reza grow up!But truthfully this is one of the finest teen comedy i've seen in awhile.Amanda is the bomb, i think if she wasnt cast as the lead, it wont have the same effect,so kudos to Amanda for the excellent face expression

Best Scene : When she was hit at the crotch and acted cool.Love it.

16.Feast


Why : This movie is a heck of ride.Brings back memories of those 90s movie I love where loads of people got trap in a bar/rundown building etc with monsters outside!Ahhh sweet2 memories, reminds me of Prince of Darkness,Dust till Dawn and Demon Knight. Also this movie's gross factor is also way up there, and the jokes are a riot!Not to mention cool editing and directing.

Best Scene : When a kid got eaten,i kid u not.

15.Casino Royale


Why: I wouldn't have put this movie in the list but Casino Royale is one cool Bond movie,i dare say its really different from the other bond movies.Though i still dont like the idea of Daniel Craig as bond.

Best Scene : The first chase scene.hohoho kalau leh nak lompat2 sekali

14.MI 3


Why : This movie is excellent,but tom aint.If the guy didnt pull a stunt over Oprah and other quotes, this movie would have gotten great reviews/buzz it trully should have gotten.It got an excellent cast,great villain,tom's acting skill is top notch and one very intense scene

Best Scene : The intense scene with the villain pointing a gun at Ethan's wife

13. V for Vandetta


Why : Cause its weird and cool looking.Tell the truth i quite dont get this movie,i know its bout politics(no wonder lah aku lost)..but the mystery surrounding this plot really made me intrested,though i didnt get it at the end.Oh oh another thing..V is awesome!

Best Scene : Natalie Portman got shaved,tee hee hee

12.Final Destination


Why : Cause its a fun ride and delivers all the gore and suspense that I wanted, if only they paid more attention on the characters in this flick,maybe it would have move a notch in this list

Best Scene : Sauna, gore, nudity and roller coaster song playing at background,wohooooooooo!

11.The Hills Have Eyes


Why : Cause again,i love movies like this,road trip,wrong turn...disaster2.But what differs this from other movies is that it revolves around a family and not some annoying teens who we dont give a crap about.And guess what,this flick is far better than the original.

Best scene : The attack in the RV

10.Snakes on a Plane

Why : Definately the best fun movie of this year.This is basically like Red Eye for me,minus the non stop action and cursing.It doesnt need any twist and turn,it's just what it is.But i could have live without the non-stop cursing.

Best Scene : Hmmm this is hard,i guess the first thing come to mind is the big Hawaian chick scene.

9.Saw3


Why : I can't believe it, a horror movie that still stands strong after the 3rd installment.Saw3 is as good as the first 2,and im having a hard time picking which one is my fav.And it's still intense and gory.Could have used more traps though ;)

Best scene : The end bit/revelation...saw is about that

8.The Devil Wears Prada


Why : Cause Meryl can really act as a cold heartless bitch.And i love the resolution at the end.Many msg there.Oh and Anne is still a sweetheart

Best Scene : The end when Meryl saw Anne from afar.Still cold huh?

7.Clerks 2


Why : It has been on my desk a long time,luckily Razz reminded me.And just in time too,because any later it wont be in this list.What i like bout this movie?...is like many previous Kevin movie,it got heart..and laughter,...and great friendship

Best Scene : I love when they played Jackson 5's ABC

6.The Prestige *updated


Why :How could I have forgotten bout this??!? Bad reza bad!...this is a great movie,very compelling.Great twist,saw 1 coming..DIDN'T see the other coming.Great acting by both Bale and Jackman,but not enuff of Piper.Whatever it is this is one of the best 2 hrs plus spent in the movie

Best Scene : Of course the revalation,my jaw dropped

5.The Lake House


Why: Ok ok im also a sucker for romantic movies,and this one personally is one of my fav( i did watch the original one after that,but i didnt get the same effect)BUT.I would have like it more if the ending is the other way around.

Best Scene : It's a tie between the last chance of Sandra to send a letter and the night dancing with Paul Mccartney's song beeing played.

4.The Host


Why : Because it has everything in it.Nuff said

Best scene : No virus?(bodoh tul)

3.Cinta

Why : Suprise2 a Malay movie in my list,seriously this gotta be the best malay movie i've seen and proud of.

Best Scene : I still remember when Fatima's character going " ye lah,saya tak guna.."something in the lines of that...aduh sedihnyer.

2.Hard Candy

Why: Cause it came as a suprise.This is one great movie,love everything bout it.It's such a simple story and yet,very compelling.

Best Scene : The last life or death scene...good acting by Kitty(bkn nama sebenar)

1.Silent Hill


Why : Well i loved the game,and the movie stayed close to the game.It have the same eerie atmosphere and gothlike enviroment,the nurses are hot and yet scary looking.Radha was excellent,the gore was a surprise.The mystery around the town is way cool.Everything bout it was fine!...however i would love to know what the hell is that ending suppose to mean,but then again...that's what good bout it.It left you hanging,figuring yourself what the ending could /suppose to mean

Best Scene : I LIKE THEM NURSES.

allrite that's my list, nearly made the list : Running Scared, John Tucker Must Die , Slither , Feed *updated