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Now last year I didnt make a list for worst movie,this year am gonna make one,though they are possibly more bad movie than the one i list, like for examplebloodyraynequite well known for beeing very very BAD,but I haven't seen it,so it's fair not to put in those movie who got bad reviews all around.
What upsets me the most,this year's movies have it's fair share of sucky horror movies,thanks to those remakes.Anyhoo, here is the list..top ten movies that spells B-A-D


Top Ten Movie that Sucks

10 .Texas Chainsaw Massacre : The Beginning


Why : If it's not related to TCM, I wouldn't judge it as bad, But since it's related, this movie doesn't bring anything to the TCM series,sure we know it's roots, but meh, I could have figured that out on my own without going to all the trouble making a new movie.Sure there are somethings that brings a new light to the story, like how the sherif become a sherif, and from whose womb did Leatherface came from.There's nothing fresh in this movie.Everything's the same,though gorewise was a bit gorier than the tcm remake.This is like making a prequel to the Scream movies where you'll know Maureen gonna get it and yada yada yada

Saving grace : Actually the acting was great.Even that hot bimbo.That's it


9.Grudge 2


Why : Gellar YYYYYYYYYYYYY,if not for my love of watching gellar on screen,this movie would be much shittier.It was soooooooooooooooo confusing and sooooooooooo slow, until halfway through I couldn't care less.Gellar or no Gellar.I can understand if they want us to figure out the ending, or what is what...but by god I really dont understand what this movie is about,(apart from that beeyatch wanting revenge...get a life girl)

Saving Grace : When that girl in the closet got attack in the counsler room,eh terkejut jap..jap jer

8.Basic Instict 2


Why: Sharon stone kor tuh dah tua, nak kangkang2 lagi tuh pehal?This movie is actually ok in sense of mystery.It's kinda hard to guess what Sharon Stone's character is about.(FYI sharon stone botox galore in here).Other than that, its one boring show, I might have appriciate it more if it's running time doesn't pass 1 and a half hr.

Saving Grace : Sharon Stone Kankang..it's back!

7.Eragorn


Why : It's trying to hard to be an epic movie.Believe it or not,I actually enjoyed Dungeons and Dragons more than this movie.It looks more of a Disney movie...all preppy and shiny..shessssssh.The main problem bout this movie for me is the characters, they are soooooooooooo annoying,specially the dragon(i blame the script!)...And most of time I doze of and dream that I was in my very on fairytale story saving princeses and killing monsters (dela)

Saving Grace : The Warlock was kinda cool...so's the elven princess,hotttttttttt

6.Little Men


Why : I thought it would be as funny as White Chick,which suprisingly was very funny.But it wasn't, sure there are some good laughs but my god are the jokes stupid.Gu gu gaga gigi gugu is suppose to make me laugh?Nope...try harder

Saving Grace : The boobie joke

5.The Covenant


Why: Yes I finally watched this movie,ok here's what bad bout this lame movie.no 1. the guys are stiffffffffffffffffff.KAYU!They tried to hard to be macho and all I can hear is mumbles rather than lines.Imagine Judge Dred talking(im the law)...2.The climax is kinda meh, so what?..and not to forget,this movie is boring,nothing of intrest, unless ur ED kan ed kannnnnnnnnn.But in all seriousness it would be a more bareble movie, if the acting was a lil bit better.

Saving Grace : Erm erm, the clothes are hot.

4.Date Movie


Why : I have high hopes for this one.But this movie stinks.The spoofs are horrible,made me groan more than laugh.And i was checking the time when this stupid movie will end.It's a pity cause i like Allyson Hannigan,and this movie degrade her.

Saving Grace : The only time i snicker was the intro and the My Best Wedding Part..other cricket.

3.American Haunting


Why : The tagline fooled me,the only case where a person died from a ghost my asss.Watching this movie is like watching a drama/movie made for tv.If that was the case, i could have forgiven it more,cause i know what to expect.American Haunting is so plain and dull, that i ended playing online games when watching this movie..ooo white eyesss..scary.Some more we have sissy and Sutherland acting in it,2 great actors acting in 1 dumb movie...fyi ed yg beria suh aku tgk,u owe me 2 hrs ed!

Saving Grace : The ending...no not the final.The credits.

2.Ultraviolet


Why : Aiyoooooooo what the hell am i watching.Why Milla Y!..who pulled ur arms and made u join this dumbass movie.This movie is just plain stupid, and the flashy effect doesn't help.I dont want to say anything more cause this movie upsets me

Saving Grace : nadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

1.When A Stranger Calls


Why : One of the most normal movie I've ever seen,like American Haunting,it might as well be a tv movie,heck i think it'll be a better short movie by some new kid.Again i repeat this movie is so mild, it's like Beff Burger in MCD,the cheapest and the least intresting of em all.The movie is nothing!...i repeat nothing,the scares are cheap!..remember Scary Movie spoofed about this big chick beeing frighten by everything in the garage (horse,cat,anything) well it happens here a lot of times and it got boring!eee sini eeeee sana eeee ais batu,eeeee pintu tutup,eeeeee perut dela.enuff!And why they remake this movie,the original wasnt all that,only the beginning was a bit spooky...sigh,like i said,might as well make a short movie,rather than bring us people to endless cheap scares

Saving Grace : the last chase was ok i guess.

that's bout it,nearly made the list : Davinci Code,Open Season,WTC

I also would like to wish Happy Belated to my excellent mom who turned 54 last week.