The Turds of the Year

Coincidentally last year same post..cool.Ok nak get straight to the point. Last year agak banyak movie yg agak hebat suckiness level nyer. Here's MAH 10 :

10.Twilight



Why : It garner loads of hype before even coming out, unbeknownst to me it was all due to the fact that chix are going gaga over Edward the lead...sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh! The movie was dull ...seriously dull.And the vampires...shesh..buhsannyerrrrrrrrr!..i know i know it's a love movie...but hey ada jer vampire love movie yg way cooler(kot..nothing comes to mind now..shitto)..ah whatever..all i know is that they ruin vampires mythology. should have leave this fiction to the books.

Saving Grace : Baseball scene..pretty cool

9.The X-Files



Why : Much anticipated movie..turn out to be a turd..another way boring movie..Where's the conspiracy?monsters?aliens?supernatural mumbo jumbo (ada skit actually)..what we got is another love story + some stupid random case.Haiyaaaaa! emo emo.

Saving Grace : Amanda Peet..lama x nampak di layar

8.The Forbidden Kingdom



Why : Come on u put Jet Li and Jackie Chan together and the outcome is crap? Hish..what a waste.Story and action wise was cool but yg lain fail.Production wise bagi aku laughable. Characters are lame...and Jet Li should stick with none speaking roles cam Devon Aoki. Mesra.

Saving Grace : Jackie Chan.

7. The Mummy 3



Why : Well why not? Where do i start...casting sucked..i.e new wife and brendan's supposedly 20ish y/o kid and even the Yetti..my god the Yetti sucked.It is cool derang try to make a mummy movie from China..but somehow it didn't work..oh fyi..production is also laughable here..gila cam main2 cerita nih dibuat.

Saving Grace : Eh i dunno..the dragon..eh was there a dragon?

6. 10,000 B.C



Why : It just sucked leh? Not to mention historically incorrect (well known fact by now) plus the theories and visions all are downright laughable

Saving Grace : Pakcik albino dengan suara kepit yg kuar dari hidden dungeon mana entah..he made my day.

5. Babylon A.D



Why : Cause i don't know where the direction this movie is going. Dan Michelle Yeoh buhsan.Kemudian aku lost kat tengah2..terus mengharap aksi lak..dimana OH buhsan maksima.

Saving Grace : Submarine scene

4. One Missed Call



Why : Sloppy...just plain sloppy.Leadnyer lak belakon cam tgh sleepwalking, Painful movie to watch..avoid.

Saving Grace : Megan goode's lurah dendam

3.Feast 2



Why : Personally for me it went downhill comparing to the ever awesome first Feast. The first was a fun ride..funny and gory. Now it's just gory with stupid jokes and weird sexual innuendo that i personally find sick. AND the onscreen dead baby...too much..i still have a line that I wish not to cross.

Saving Grace : Editing is still slick..and the biker chix are hot..kecuali makcik tuh.

2. Doomsday 2012



Why : Ok it's made for video..i should know what to expect..eh tak actually i didnt expect nih..cause I wanted to watch Doomsday!..tgk2 cerita sialan buhsan mana entah yg mempunyai dialog yg sangat lucah dan lakonan yg sangat leh wat aku jatuh kerusi..the end..(yg bestnyer leh lak aku tgk sampai abih)

Saving Grace : Saving grace my fanny

1. Disaster Movie



Why : I know i should expect it..and i did (kalau tak spartans ngan superhero movie dah ada dlm list yeh)..but this is way bad, way way bad.Plot gila jumbled up pastuh banyak gila scene yg saja dipanjangkan nak fit 1 hr 15 min plus slot. And paling penting...tak lawak langsung..setakat lembu2 jatuh atas orang apa lawaknyer? Arggh pening2 tgk cerita nih kat pawagam (free tix yeh)

Saving Grace : End credits..seriously! ada lagu lawak gila.

Allright next up..the hot movies..
Nearly made the list : Indy Jones, The Happening, Shutter, Nims Island yg maha buhsan dan Zombie Strippers.