Thursday, July 29, 2010

Melinda Gordon Mode : Chix that KICK ARSE


I got canceled!

Ahhh in the mood to go all Melinda Gordon today; must be the string of good news I've been getting this week. Since Salt has reach our shores finally, I decided to go through the list of chix that for me Kick some major butt! I love independent-tough chix but not literally tough, you know muscles and all. I prefer my action heroine to be non-muscly, preferably slim but don't really mind if they have some meat in em (think Xena Warrior Princess), ah enuff babble ..off to the list!


10. Private Vasquez - Aliens


Ok yg nih would be the only muscled chic in my list..promise! I dig this chic, in a non sexual way cause she resembles any muscled dude. But character wise she kick ASS! Me also dig her bad-ass machine gun, masa kecik2 dulu selalu bayangkan ada the same gun, pastuh jerit "LET'S ROCCCCCCKKK! pechuiiii pechuiii..."..ahh fun times. The defining moment in the movie for me gotta be her one on one scene with an alien in the air shaft, she went head on with one Alien with just a normal gun and survive! (though badly injured)...rare ok! This continues with her blowing herself up (with pussy ass Gordon) while killing some more aliens in the process...classy chic..U Rule!...LETS ROCK!

9.Lara Croft - Tomb Raider 1 + 2


Like Patrick Stewart who is born to be Prof Xavier. Mrs Pitt is born to be Lara (maybe Megan Fox is a close 2nd) I haven't really play Tomb Raider before, I got one of the game but never finish it, but when the news got out Jolie is Tomb Raider, I couldn't agree more. Jolie excels at playing Lara, she got the right attitude, build and most importantly the face! One of me kawan siap do the rambut jatuh look Jolie was rocking in the movie (and yes dela it's YOU!) But if you notice me only talk bout Jolie's look and not the movie...that is cause....wait for it...wait for it....THE MOVIE SORTA SUCKED!...1st one maybe ok....but the 2nd???? I totally forgot all bout it...the only thing I remember is Lara fighting a shark..that's it. Oh well at least the image of Lara floating up and down up and down in the silk (im guessing it's silk) white shirt will forever be embedded in me head.

8. The Bride - Kill Bill Vol 1 only (vol 2 buat aku tido)


Uma..not really my type. Interesting face but blaahhh, however in Kill Bill, she's uber cool! Whats not to like bout the Bride? She was shot at the head..survive..tried to move her toe in the car for hours (tee hee) then move on to kill her killers. Machooooooo sialllll...and the sword...woff! great weapon of choice...and then the massacre near the end...awesome is the only word I can say. Oh and her fight with Go-go Yubari...meow!..love it. (actually was thinking to put go-go in the list but her scenes was just too brief)..The Bride Defining moment?...hard too choose..but I'm gonna say the toe scene...great acting chops there. Tahniah.

7. Hit Girl - Kick-Ass


This lil bit made me come up with the list. I've mentioned this in previous post, I came in to the cinema watching this movie expecting NAATTHING at all, I haven't heard much buzz bout the movie..I only know it's about super heroes so why not kan? Then wow...the awesomeness never ends from A to Z, but the real star of the show is Hit Girl. This lil bit made me go awww cutie at first and then yikeeeeeeeS! when she..well KICK ASS! And she took a hit really well(not that I want to see a kid getting hit). Fav moment, when she whoop ass everyone at the loft with Joan Jett's Bad Reputation played in the background (good song choice btw)

6. Trinity - Matrix


In 1999, promos everywhere (at least yg aku nampak ah)..shows Trinity Jumping off a building the get slammed on the window across. Fuh...teruja terus aku. Matrix at that time was pretty hush-hush, nothing was really known but I was intrigue enough to wanna watch if ASAP. First scene, we have Trinity, and boy does she look hot!..the sunglasses did wonders to the actress. Me at that point...L-O-V-E Trinity, and then she did the 360 camera angle kick...fuh! nganga jatuh popcorn. And the rest of the movie, we are treated to her cold demure (which works) but still hot character...that is until we see her in the real world...that..was..a..little..upsetting, but whatever...I always await when she comes back into the Matrix. Fav Trinity moment...a lot!...the kick, the jumping off the building, the "dodge this" scene...all yummy worthy...

Nak balik rumah dah...the end...will continue with Part 2 bila2 aku ada mood...
p/s :cyber sila tampar aku bila aku tiba2 xda mood

8 Comments:

Siberkop said...

Eleh takde mood konon.

Tapi I lagi suka entry u mcm ni. Tak perlu selalu mereview movie sgt. Excerpt pun dah cukup.

Hey, bukan ko suka Ellen Page dlm Hard Candy ker?

Aku lagi suka Trinity dlm Momento. Ntahlah, semacam. Oh dan Drew dlm Poison Ivy. HeHe. Ah, I love Drew.

reza said...

betul lah nyah...nak nunggu kor update lewat..aku xmo ah blog of 4 years aku nih bersawang...

dan i tau...u mmg suka apa2 benda i wat...LOL...dan benda2 kor mentioned slutty bitch lah...xpon femme fatale...tapi yes trinity dlm Momento hidden bitch yg berjaya..
as for drew...aku suka Jaime Presly nyer portrayal lagi..dan..Jaime took it off!...if u catch my drift

Riezal aka Rezdrake said...

eleh.. buat entry pasal pompuan.. pulak saje nak mengaburi masyarakat.. padahal suka laki2 gagah perkasa.. dasar gayboy

reza said...

acece mamat kawin demi mengaburi mata masyarakat nih...nak comeback lah tuh

milo boyd said...

oh look! ko pakai thatt..thatt..thatttt 'wait for it'!!!!!!!! wahahahahhaa! now gimme that hypothetical high-5! =))

milo boyd said...

eh anyway..aku ske dak kick ass tuh. comel sangat die! rasa nak gigit!

reza said...

it's gonna be LEGENDARY!...haha kor perasan yeh...

milo boyd said...

Only ALWAYS babe! hahaha