Friday, June 27, 2008

Me Dad...

Masuk Spital, 3 hari lepas..panic gak ah aku..hari nih baru discharge..tapi senin kena gi balik...good thing aku shift mlm.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Banyak2 movie..

Lama tak update kisah movie kan, well..cam malas actually dan bukan mati pon orang tak baca review aku..tapi xpa..we'll make it fast dlm 3 minggu turut2 aku tgk wayang every weekend dapat lah tgk 4 movie kat pawagam..dan 2 additional tadi..fuh best additional tadi..anyhoo to the movies!..

3 weeks back : Prom Night..



Kisah : Remake salah satu movie with the same name zaman 70's dulu..tapi plot dia beza ya amat actually..kesamaan hanyalah cause it happen during prom. Plot yg nih kisah ada cikgu saiko nih stalk one of his "hot" student.

Verdict : Me giving it a chance..actually not that bad...and thank you!..cause takder scene tiba2 menari2 disco cam zaman 70s nyer dulu, jezz what was that about.The good, likeable characters..mungkin cause aku tgk derang cam kanak2 yg looking foward to life after prom kot..aku feel kesian gak ah kat bebudak nih if mampus...and juga..they're really NOT that annoying..so passable characters..me like the black best friend.Lagi..ada decent kill tapi snorish lah gak for me and the best thing bout the movie?...the prom itself..spectacular.why can't we have that sort of prom..bahhhh buhsan prom aku.

The bad?..killer nyer hampeh..knife and cap? tuh jer...takder gimmick langsung..boring..and the plot is wayyyyy obvious, awal dah tayang killer..dan takder twist..cis.Takder terkejut langsung..though terkejut gak BF dia mati near the end..eh ooops...6/10, cause i'm nice

Fav Scene : Black girl got killed..eh ooops!..(ala obviously best friend akan mampus kan..)

2 Weeks back : The Happening



Plot : Aku gila agak teruja ngan cerita nih..nampak mystery abih, dan mmg hush2 gak ah plot nyer, yg aku tau...people in some part of the states(tak ingat mana) started commiting suicide..but whyyyyyyyyyy ?terrorist?(yeah blame them first)

Verdict : 6th sense was downright scary,and great ending.Unbreakable was slow in pace but got a good story.The Sign was preachy = zzzzzz.The Village was predictable but at least it had a good story (at least for me) and Lady in the Water was sorta childish..and this one? Me say, scary flick but with stupid ass ending.

I was pumped from the moment people started killing emselves, and the death scenes?...woaahhhhhhh nicely done.me like the falling construction workers death scene.Then its actually scary watching the wind blow...imagine that..I got scared of wind..brrr, so good job..after this i'll ran away when I see a gust of wind.Characters and acting was excellent!..Leguizimo? (ampun ejaan) did really2 well.The panic scenes also excels in so many levels..but then..here comes the ending.

It sucked!...the theory was good..someone actually made an effort of explaining to me how possible it is, yeah so i dig it..but how they execute the ending is way way stupid...just like that ke? then end..? i give u this theory and it's up to me to believe it or not? babi kau!..susah2 buat jer ambiguous ending.sheesh..and to think aku beria nak tau apa sebenarnyer kejadian ini.6/10..

Fav Scene : Running away from the wind in the field scene and the death of those construction workers.

Last week : Kungfu Panda.



Plot : Panda nak belajar kungfu...semua orang gelak..

Verdict : Aku memula takder hati langsung nak tgk nih..tapi oleh kerana iwan ajak..dan lama tak jumpa dia..gi jer lah..anddd..it's a good thing my expectation was low.. cause me likey2 the movie.Fani sial...takder lah lawak gila cam ramai orang cakap..tapi mmg lawak ah..it has it great moments..3 benda yg aku suka kisah benda nih..satu lawak dia (duh), then the action scenes are really well made..even the training scenes..see how much effort they go through for this cartoon..and lastly..cause of Jack Black..he was born to voice this Panda..nuff said.7/10

Fav Scene : Training Panda nak pau tuh..cool gila.

Beberapa hari lepas : Get Smart



Plot : A remake of a popular spy tv series during the 80s?About agent Smart.

Verdict : I love it!...love it love it!..And mmg ada kenangan2 skit, cause masa kecik dulu ayah aku suka gak tgk cerita..so join in the fun ah..dan mmg aku ingat line "miss by this much" dia.Tapi to compare kan, the actors.. i love Steve Carrel more! never actually been a fan of him..tapi now i'm sold..he's mucho funny! and annoying, but the good kind.Mimik muka stone dia is to die for..dan actually suara dia lawak gila.Anne pon cool dan hot...both are born lah senang cakap..to act in this movie.Nak senang ckp lagi..casting was good!Aku taktau nak ckp apa lagi..cause plotnyer kisah typical spy jer lah..tapi lawak2nyer aku dah rasa pass lah cerita nih..aku suka..solid 7.

Fav Part : Masa nari ngan russian big gal tuh, minah tuh semangat!

Tadi : The Ruins



Plot : Based on a book about this 6 tourist who stumbled upon a mayan pyramid?Stoked, they happily lalala up the stairs without knowing that something is waiting for em upstairs...are u scared yet?

Verdict : Agak bagus, aku mmg suka cerita2 terperangkap no way out nih.Dan menatang yg menanti derang tuh pelik dan menakutkan gak ah..tapi yang paling terkejut..ada gore yg aku pon terkejut babi tunjuk on screen..gila geliiiiii.Casting was great tapi derang takyah berlakon sangat kot..i do have to note that Laura Ramsey is HOT!..and Jonathan Tucker is a good actor. Erm apa lagi yeh..actually takder lah apa sangat..tapi mystery menantang tuh cool.so 8, boleh?

Fav Scene : Laura Ramsey bangun pagi..aku terkejut yeh..sangat terkejut.Siap rewind lagi.

And Last : Pathology

Plot : Mengisahkan doktor2 keji yg bunuh orang semata nak suh doktor2 lain dlm geng miker teka camner mangsa dibunuh..keji gila weih..rasa nak tendang.



Verdict : Agak bagus, actually mungkin better dari Ruins atas, tapi oleh kerana banyak sangat Jargan nyer..kekadang aku tiba2 leh berangan ke Edenia lawan dragons.Speaky in English PLSS...me no speak doctor (tapi actually bukan salah miker)...pastuh endingnyer agak meh.Ada lagi meh, iaitu Alyssa Milano, walaupon dia hot teramat..tapi dia cam nak tido.

The good: Lauren Lee Smith leh bakon!..selama nih aku ingat specialty dia bogel jer...tahniah..u got ur niche , belakon sebagai bitch. Hmm and it's also good to see Milo (Peter Petrelli) belakon di movie as a lead selepas Heroes.Hmm apa lagi..oh cerita nih banyak gore..tapi jenis gore yg korang leh emo..aku pon emo cause tunjuk banyak sangat...dah dah ler tuh..aku tau lah kor kat spital.Dan juga it's a good insights on the people that operates u and how god-like they think they are, i believe this to be true. 7/10

Fav Scene : Takder actually...

ok tu jer,harap ada lah percaya verdict aku dan tgk apa yg korang suka..dan aku tak sabar tuk cerita nih...

Sunday, June 15, 2008

Not the only bimbo..mmmkaaaay

Semalam tgk The Happening...tapi esok2 lah review..
arinih nak perkenalkan dela to the world..tahap bimbonyer..

Thursday :

Di office tengah buat kerja...handphone berbunyi...

Dela: Eh Reza...kor wat apa nih..tido ker?...kor ada no tepon Kamarul tak..karang sms kat aku leh?
Me : Leh

2-3 min kemudian ku sms ; "Kamarul XXX-XXXXXXX"

2-3 min kemudian handphone aku gegar :

SmS Dela : Kamarul..ni dela ni...kecik ada ngan kamarul ke ya? Psl dela tefon dia x dpt...(original copy non edited)

Aku Balas : Eh u ni kacau lah, i tgh mlm pertama ngan kecik...sibuk jer....


KOR FOREVER BIMBO!

Dela : GAHAHAHAHAHAHA NGOK!

Kesimpulan dela forever bimbo..at least aku ada time

Saturday, June 14, 2008

My Friday the 13th

Rupa2nyer yesterday Friday the 13th, lupa lak..cis..if tau..dah lama prepare marathon cerita ci ci ci ca ca ca...however I did have my fair share of Friday the 13th Yest(bad luck)...but no stalking or hacking, involve mind u.

As u can read the post below..the day before F13, was sorta sucky..but I still came to work..unlike the other muslim guy who went MC (obvious lah ngok!)So I was the only one who have to the questions "u ok ka?,serious ka"..aku buat okok jer..walaupon masa ada perasaan emo..tapi life goes on...dan takmo attack skrg..kena tunggu the other guy.Still cis kor tak datang...

Anyway..around 4.30p.m the network was down...so aku lalala lah ke canteen kat bawah ngan Thomas, memakai baju T-Biru putih aku (ada sebab aku mention nih)..aku pakai nih pon sebenarnyer nak nyatakan..i dont care nak rebel pakai baju normal arinih..muahahahah, ku juga memakai baju sejuk di atas baju T tuh..so sebelum kuar ku bukak lah baju sejuk tuh...tgh2 mkn..mmg aku notice orang duk pandang2 aku....tapi aku cam whatever..kor rasa cam kenal aku kot..dimana i couldnt care less...then office rang us..so kembali cepat..ada Drill! (i get back on this sat lagi)...kami pon minum lah cepat2 (walaupon aku taktau apatuh drill)..dan pulang ke office ngan segera...tiba2...dah masuk office..Thomas ckp kat aku.."EH Reza baju kamu terbalik!".....FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK...dan mmg betul baju terbalik...y the F word?...cause unlike the normal terbalik...iaitu pakai baju inside out..my terbalik is...memakai baju dimana yg kat depan ialah di belakang!..dah ler baju tuh ada pocket yeh!...so kira aku berjalan penuh confident kat canteen tuh pakai baju pocktnyer kat belakang????....mcm mana!!!...mana lah orang tak tgk...ADUHHHHHHHHH...nak jer hire hitman bunuh semua yg ada kat canteen...xpa2 if anyone ask aku cakap Razli dare aku..cause dia macho.Dan aku akui lah...aku himbo...waaaaaaaaaaaaa....

Then lepas terus pakai baju sejuk tuh (takkan aku nak bukak baju aku dan dan tuh ...unless aku ada abs..). office situation time tuh gila kelam kabut...hectic semacam...macam hospital yg tgh attend mangsa gempa bumi/tsunami jer..everyone was carrying something...laptops,monitors,cpu etc2..aku pon cam blur..*ok drill nih apa?...(aku bukan budak IT ampun)...masuk2 jer my dept..manager terus kata.."reza since ur the only one available and have a car right now...u have to go to AIA building for the Drill"..tiba2 nih..dan time tuh mmg aku fikir memacam

1.drill tuh apaaaaaaa (nada makcik dlm din beramboi spoof)
2.what will i do there?
3.AIA Mana?
4. DRILL TUH APA?!?!?!

So everyone yg ada kat my dept..prep me up, cam semua orang prepare a laptop for me...dan sediakan documentation apa entah, time tuh mmg terasa mcm knight in shining armour tgh sedia nak lawan dragon. I was like "squire...! where is me sewoooooooord!"

But in this case lain...derang campak semua kat aku..sendal beg laptop kat aku dan push me to the door...*(dlm hati mmg nonononno dah yeh)..fyi aku not a fan of laptop..tambah laptop yg kena masuk safeboot mode..*APAKAH SAFEBOOOT MODE???!?!?!?* ARRRRRRRRGH!....so i state my case lagi.."but i dunno how to go there"....
manager.."Stella! (wanita berhampiran yg agak cute), ur going right, can Reza follow u from behind"....Stella yg dah separa pucat due to the Drill "sure2..come2 now..we're going now!"...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

So aku cuba lak ngan Stella..mungkin leh tumpang dia terus,malas drive (dlm mode joe)...aku cakap lah kereta ku nunnnnnnn jauh sana, which was true...dia kata.."IT'S OK, i drive u there.."..demnit!...STELLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAA *nada shabaz dlm cartoon Over the Hedge"...so dia drive ler aku ke sana..then terus dia zoom..maka aku pon zoom ikut belakang dia...dan wow..mmg dia rushing..tapi yg hebatnyer entah jln mana dia bawak aku..kuchai lama lah..jalan belakang2 yg pelik..lah....dannnnn suddenly..phone ring ..hmm boss..dia kata boleh balik..network dah up...

aku : ........... :I (sbb ada lesung pipit..yeah aku perasan)

so aku sms Stella kata lets turn back..dan dia tak turn back..dia terus jer ke kl...mmg aku cam ishk takleh jadik..takmo aku ke AIA yg entah kat ne...so aku turn back ASAP..sampai office..semua senyum sipu..xpa...nasib petang tuh Big boss belanja Domino's pizza...mmg aku taram 3 slice..dan satu botol coke!...amik kau...hmph..the end

Friday, June 13, 2008

How i turned to profanity for comfort

Hmmm where do I start...I'm really2 annoyed today...and majorly pissed, to think that I finally found a stress free place (at least i rarely complain nowadays right!)..and it all came crumbling down after some idiotic comments from one of mah team leaders @ my department meeting, which lead me to conclude that u can never avoid racism ...EVER!...

Here goes, Agenda #2, someone suggest it might be a good idea to rent a bus/van for us night shift losers to take us out for "dinner".Obviously the boss shot the idea down but..he wants a reason..and get this...:

"no lah...it's very hard for us for us to eat outside, some more Syahid (muslim from India) sometimes want to join us since he don't have transport. But we can't always take him since we want to eat non halal food from time to time" it's actually longer with more blah3..but u get the point..i hope

OK rewind!!!!WHAT!..giving the evil eye and such.First off a history lesson, Syahid loads in mah depart..since he doesn't have anywhere to sit..and since he's an immigrant obviously he doesn't have transportation..which leads him to candidly join us for food outings..ANDDDDDDDD I NEVER THOUGHT THERE WAS EVER AN ISSUE UNTIL NOW.

Here's the problem i had with THAT reason.

1.It's uncalled for...and irrelevant to the MAX.What does Syahid not eating PORK..have anything to do with this...are they obligated to bring him anywhere?Do we need to baby him?
2.If he was left behind, will he bawl and hide himself under the table in a FETAL position?...in fact once..or twice..i notice he just called MCD after they all left him..and again...what if he cries/whines...ur duty KAH to console him?jeeez.
3.why bring in religion into this?..i wasn't actually offended by this..but the other muslim guy in my dept..was..he said that he felt everytime he went to dinner with em seems dishonest since they actually love PORK more than the average mamak stall.


and FYI the boss even felt weird about that remark...he said.."xleh tapau ke?".."u have to eat pork everyday?"...and this is coming from a self proclaimed PORK lover yeh..and as mentioned above..."why do u feel obligated?"...soooooooo TRUE...pekejadah tiba2 involve halal and non halal ni? It really sounded like ITS A BURDEN for them..and do i actually care if i don't eat with them...HELLLLLLLLLLLLL NO.WOULDN'T EVEN BOTHER YEAH!.syahid?...well can't say for him..but he seems to survive all this..

there's like tons more to say but by now i forgot half of it..however me and the other muslim guy went out to eat @ JAA's Taj Mahal since its such a burden for em..now go ahead..eat non halal food..go go..we're giving u the chance..FOREVER.

p/s : dari aku layan meeting bullshit tadi...baik aku teman milo lepak tadi..nyesal tak jawab..sorry luv...oh satu lagi, i need to know...am i wrong to feel offended by this?i need to know

p/s part two : ooooooooh forgot to mention..the thing that pisses me off is not about the fact that they seemed burden in bringing us out to eat..but the fact that they're using that as an excuse..to get bus/van transportation during nite shift...THEY REALLY DONT HAVE TO SUGAR COAT IT..just say..minyak dah naik bang..tlg2 lah kami sikit..DAH...the end

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Me stress but good stress :D

2 weeks stretch after I got back from Ipoh, me manage to locate 3 horror flicks which excites me. All 3 of em made me go wild...it's gory, over the top and very very hard/stressful to watch...tapi mlm karang review..baru perasan aku dah late for work...muahahahahaha



Ok finally can review cause esok cuti!!whopee!...anyhoot..cerita atas is titled Rogue..kisah this big ass croc which stalks unexpected tourist on a ride along the australian river..(dunno which)..their huge boat got knock (by the croc) hence they got stranded on a lil island.How do they fare against this mutha ef croc?Check it out



Review...ku sukaaaaaaaaa cerita nih,finally another croc movie done well(am refering to Black Water) and both from Australia..cool.Black Water was intense but slightly boring..but this one..it's intense..nice pace and great action.I was at the edge of mah seat during this one climbing scene!...and the last fight with the croc in its lair...takut siot!..serious takut.


aku cuak time adengan nih

The croc was amazing...loving it..though CG,it looked real and menacing..also the dark scenes help em cover any unwanted bad CG..and talking bout dark scenes..most of the scenes are pretty dark..but it works!..specially during any rapid swimming scenes..All in all this flick is great..and with the cast that includes Radha Mitchel (Pitch Black) and Michael Vartan (ALIAS)i was already sold during preview..must watch.




Next Up is Inside...terus terang aku cakap this movie is not for all (pandang ajurina)...cerita nih twisted gila..dan tak lupa gory..About a preggy lady who is left alone in her house during a holiday who then gets stalked by this crazy ass bitch that can give Michael Myers a run for his money.





Cerita nih...lebey intense dari cerita rogue di atas..malah i found it really really hard to watch..bukan sebab gore ke apa.Cause victim nyer wanita ngandung...brutal seh wanita saiko tuh kenakan dia.She got stab kat tummy!of all places..then muka kena toreh...then tangan kena stab..lempang...perut kena tumbuk..segalanyer lah...tak ke saiko?...the bitch really wants this lady dead...but why..?haaa tuh kena lah tunggu last2.

Cerita nih best kerana pacing dia cool..memula stalking scene tuh takut..terkenang michael myers tiba2 muncul kat belakang ngan topeng putihnyer.Then bila the bitch dah tayang muka..woah...action/gore galore..and like i said..intense gila aku tgk cerita nih...ni buktinyer french people are freaks(movie nih french fyi)..satu jer off...ending dia..ada satu adengan nih leh WTF sat..tapi takper lah..the flick still rocks!..must see tuk dela..tentu dia suka :P..ju..sila avoid.



Last one is Frontier(S), kisah 5 ekor perompak or whatver (sub sucked fyi)..yg tgh larikan diri dari police..and then they stumble upon something like a homestay?..which is resided by this weird looking family (nazis actually)..then all hell breaks loose..the bad guys become the victims...and do i care?...no..not really.





This is another French flick, so...well cerita nih ok actually..tapi..if u've seen stories like Hostel,Hills Have Eyes,TCM...the flick really have nothing much to offer...except for the gore..loads of gore here.other than that? nothing much really..but it's worth a look gak ah if ur into horrorflicks..and thats the end


on side note...
baboon minyak naik 1...dan 2, kepada Ed..aku not really good at this but...stay strong ek..that's all i can say.

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

Skins..again!

Aku rindu skins!!!..bila nak ada season baru nih..lupa comment arituh..finale Skins..cool gak ah..walaupon I need more..dan as expected mmg ada casualty..dan one of my favs!..demn...tadi ternampak boobs nyer stats for Lipstick Jungle..not bad..catchy..but aku suka lagi Skinsnyer intro..cute..dengan ting ting kat ending tuh...layankan..



Nih full song if berminat..dan mmg aku suka..again..cute..



Which reminds me..skins pon cool cause lagu2nyer..finale season 2 nyer lagu..cool..tapi aku taktau tajuk..nih kena tanyer Milo ngan Boobs nih..miker tentu tau...anyhoo layankan salah satu fav musical scenes dlm Skins..erm tapi ada spoiler..