Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Ha nih yg aku nak

After numerous cycles of Top Model akhirnyer ada gak show yg wat photoshoot yg bertemakan horror flicks (and no I won't count that dumbass vamp photoshoot from last cycle). Latest Scream Queens 2 ep memaparkan (cewah memaparkan) contestants still in buat photoshoot for a mag...Fangoria (dimana aku xnah baca tapi teringin).

Agak xcited nak usha camner outcome nyer...tapi..outcome cam hampeh...I'm expecting too much kot...adalah satu yg menarik bebetul...lain aku garu kepala. Oh well at least for once ada lah aku tgk photoshoot sedemikian. Silalah tgk the pix..di ambik dari..ok aku tak ingat..tapi aku amik dan tak screencap kali nih cause aku kat office tengah melangut..till next time! HOOHA!

Inspired by Psycho..and no..tak suka

Anak rosmariah...not bad ah..

Cleavage doesn't equal great photo..but thanks anyway

Dia mng challange nih

*garu kepala sampai berdarah

Drew Barrymore she ain't

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Psylocke = hottie

Baru nampak nih...me like cause ada 3 of my fav X-men ever!..Psylocke (in "ninja" bikini), Polaris (in green) and Havoc (corner right..adik Cyclops)..tapi x pasti samada nih cover comic ker or..cover poster..oh well only one way to find out..buat lawatan ke ss15 weekend ni..wee!

and in other news, Havoc is listed as one of the characters in X-men : First Class...HOOHA!

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Real Time with thanezra

Ok currently watching Scream Queens, a reality series which was made known to me on MTV. And since I'm into screaming queens (not those sort of queens), horror and a reality show junkie..I was sooo unboard. Last season tak tgk full sangat, cause you know MTV timeslot kekadang entah apa2..and with my work shift and all makes it harder for me to watch it religiously. Last season's winner was Thanidra (i think that's how its spelled), she had a minor role in Saw 6 and would be returning for the next installment, honestly she did sorta bad in Saw which was surprising cause I really dug her in Scream Queens. Anyhoot i'm watching in real time (sorta) ep 3 of season 2 Scream Queens now so here goes

Begins with a recap of last ep which shows how badly Dela..oh btw am gonna name the contestant anything I want cause I find it much easier that way..continuing on, Dela (go figure) had 2 bad weeks in a row, last week she wanted to try harder a look at the outcome (see pic above)..what the hell is up with the headgear (they had to make their own costume)

Meanwhile, Whatsherface had problems standing out eventhough she ate raw meat (below) in last week's director challenge, which was impressive but still she fades in the dark. (no X factor kot). But it was Shorty that got the axe due to her lack of enthusiasm.

Show begins with Dela whining bout Shorty (they're BFFs) and more whining from the other bottom of the list actress; Cuttie with Jugs(below)..she's in the bottom due to her not so fast ability to cancel out her ChicAAgo slang. Hey I have no problem bout it...but u know it's what the director demands..so..Anyway other chix in the house-surprisingly (cause it's a competition)..is helping CwJugs with her accent.

tak penting tak penting tak penting and WALA we are now entering the acting challenge. Hostess; Jaime King (undeserving if u ask me) is there explaining what they have to do this time. The challenge is for the chix to tell a story by movements which then will be translated to the big screen, u know..like how Smeagol is created. First up was Shaniqua (below 1st pix), did decent..well actually near all of em did good enuff with exception from CwJugs..but there are standouts..like Dela (below 2nd) which surprises me due to her past performance..I guess she does listen..good for her. Another standout is Jenna (3rd below) which did a cartwheel instead of jumping out of the window..the others all opt to just jump out of the window..but that doesn't sit too well with Jaime King

Jaime King said it didn't fit with the story..which for me is pure bullcrap. I guess Jaime King is just jealous she can't do cartwheel. I don't see any wrong in doing that, baaah Jaime King (bring back Shawnee!) but what follows after Jaime's comment is one of the funniest facial expression from I've ever seen in the series (refer below)..it's like "ok i'm pissed about ur comment but keep it together try to smile-try to smile...wave if u have too". U know what I've would done the same..and bitch later..(oh p/s: Dela won the challenge)

..which is what she did in confessional!..haha. I'm with her though..what she did shouldn't have really been ridiculed.

"oh no she didn't!"said Jenna (i know it's Allison)

Then comes the acting coach James Homa..this dude scares me. I don't think I can get along with this dude. Anyhoo this weeks acting is about just crying on q..which was understandable hard for all of em. But after much coaching and evoking emotions most of em shed tears..except whatsherface cause she was trying way too hard (history :she's been trying too hard to stand out in previous eps) and sausage lips who just can't cry (weirdo). Stand outs were surprisingly again Dela, and Jenna for coming out with a LOL comments about crying when Homa mentioned having babies, she cried cause she don't want any!

this chic is sizzling hot!

Then more whining and crying from what's her face cause she didn't stand out again..I feel for her really..but suck it up woman!

Today's ghastly surprise is a bloody box..which moves. Understandably, the girls didn't really wanna open that box..but did eventually..while reading what's inside..a sinister looking clown appeared from behind scaring the crap out the girls. but seriously..these girls were way too overacting bout being of the clown..and they all in unison sounded like a flock of seagulls while screaming which made me ears bleed..no more of these pls..i had enuff of screaming seagulls from ANTM.

Finally it's the director's challenge by Tim Sullivan, director of 2001 Maniacs 1&2. Challenge is for the girls to walk in presumably their house and found it's in total chaos due to excessive partying from her presumably housemate. They only have to say no in each scene but in different tone...angry (because house dirty) - angry - angry -shocked (found dead body) .. and scream as their co-star (maggots..yikes!)..drop on em. Yeah I would be screaming too..maggots..yeesh. No one really stand out for me this time..but CwJugs really really did bad (4 pix below) and whatsherface again tried wayyyyy too hard..doing wayyyyyyyy too much.

Judging time!...and shock me shock me...CwJugs and whatsherface is in the bottom 2. But before that the top performer..which was Jenna and Dela. While being praise Jaime King found the time again to recount the stunt Jenna did during the first challange.

And backflash to Jenna's cool facial expression after being criticize..BWAHAHAHA..love it...anyway Dela won..well deserve..she has indeed grown.

Now the bottom two..CwJugs is criticize bout her acting ability and that her real acting is her not showing how scared she really2 was about the maggots (forgot to mentioned that she has anxiety problems..and maggots triggered the problem that day)..as for whatsherface..yeah the trying to hard came up..which was sad cause she really really tried which looked force. So who goes? Really can't decide..cause kesian for whatsherface but CwJugs is good to look at..andddd..


Whatsherface got the boot, she really looked sad..but what to do..that's life. She left gracefully..good for her. Well I guess looks are still important..anyway..that's it..till next time!..if I get bored again...ta!

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Dear Milowati Ilyas

Ha nih update khas tuk hang ngek. Kot kot esok hang buhsan gak. Dan oleh kerana ia tuk ko hence aku buat kisah How I Met Ur Mother mmmmkaay? 3 weeks ago, Milowati (the o is silent) pass kat aku 4 seasons of HIMYM kerana aku tertanya2 best ke (beforehand ter-tgk kat astro, dan agak cam cool)...mils kata best! dia cecepat cari cd-cd tersebut tuk pass kat aku...memula dia mau kasik 5 season terus..tapi oleh kerana aku gedik...aku kata aku nak layan 4 jer dulu. Dan fast fwd to now...aku sekarang officially an addict to this show...aku SUKA! And here's Y! (p/s yeah aku tau cerita nih dah basi)

10. Ted

Aku memula tak berapa gemor Ted, tapi lelama he grew on me..bkn sbb dia hero. Oklah maybe sbb dia hero cause basically it's bout how he met his wife. But overall cerita dia mmg menarik, intriguing malah mystery kekadang cause nak tau mana satu bini HANG! Lakonan oklah kot..dia xlah seberapa lawak cast member dia yg lain..but he did fine.

9. Marshall

Nih sorang lagi, masa first aku tau kewujudan dia adalah Forgetting Sarah Marshal dan aku tak berapa suka dia..but...then in I Love You Man I found him cool tapi xdalah minat...tapi dlm HIMYM...baboon lawak mamat nih. Near always dia buat aku gelak ngan antics dia...paling favorite if dia tetiba get in touch with his feminine side...cam sial! Pastuh muka dia..aku tgk muka dia pon kekadang aku leh gelak terus..cam time dia mata sparkling2 dengar Enrique nyanyi..serious bodoh gila.

8. Bashing Canada and New Jersey

Kalau ada chance, mmg the characters akan bash New Jersey peeps ngan Canadian, dan mmg lawak! One of the cast, Robin hails from Canada dan everytime dia refer or says anything Canadian, miker2 new yokers nih akan terpinga2..teringat aku bila slang Perakian aku terselah kekadang budak2 kenalan aku terpinga2 apa jadah aku ckp, not always tapi kekadang akan terkuar. Aku ada tanyer gak Purak Patel nih yg tinggal kat Jersey if betul ke New Yorkers look down on Jersey peeps..dia kata yes cause "New Yorkers are snobs!" so I guess this portrayal is true...but still funny nonetheless.

7. The Xtras

They have a wide variety of guest stars near all I like. From the crazy ex (chix or dudes) to the potential love interest...I like em all! Some of the memorable ones which I like (bear in mind aku baru tgk till S4) are Britney Spears; berjaya sial watak minah nih...then that Stela chic whom I know more as Eliot from Scrubs. Tak lupa Enrique though watak dia nothing much still he provided much entertainment during the woo-ing scene with Lily + Marshall. Even that chic I like from Heroes is also in it for 1 ep (Charlie)..hopefully more guest stars are included in the future.

6. Continuity

Aku agak respect back story yg di-prepare oleh writers show nih. Agak detail, they create one backstory or somebody's quirks for an episode and tie it in for a later episode..selalunyer once you create one thing bout a character, in the future akan dilupakan then akan bercanggah. Malah kekadang in the future eps lepas tuh, bila ada flashback that particular characteristic leh di-add in the flashback (if korang tak fhhm apa aku bebel blaagghh). i.e Intervention ep

5. Lily

Allyson Hannigan mmg aku agak suka masa dia jadi Lesbian Witch dlm Buffy..dan juga dia agak cool sbg the horny band camp chic in American Pie...lepas tuh went missing. Ingatkan nothing dah lah from her. Tgk2 dia core cast HIMYM, tgk awal2 agak typical lah watak dia, sweet innocent goofy..tapi as the season progress..astaga SAIKO! minah nih...and manipulative at times...but still cute, rasa nak tampar2.

4. Let's go to the Mall

Korang tgk jer lah video nih..I can watch this everyday and never get tired of it (ask me again 1 year nanti..mungkin dah buhsan), mungkin satu hari nak wat ringtone..if aku rajin. Oh tak lupa..Robin pon lawak gila bila tiba certain times.

3. The Theories

The cast can come up with many great theories on life/dating. Most of em me like..one of my fav is the Naked Man...serious teringin nak cuba..BWAHAHAHAH. Tapi most of the great theories came from Barney, the womanizer man-whore. The cheerleader, crazy eyes, the lemon theory...all great great theories in which I may try to live my life with...may ok. And with the # 3 I bring you # 2

2. Barney

Rasanyer majority tgk HIMYM suka Barney. Aku pada dasarnyer agak benci gak mamat nih..cause selfish tapi then again benda2 dia buat tuh lawak gila...if dia tak wat antics dia..xdanyer lawak sangat HIMYM nih. Most of the awesome theories came from him and...his catch phrase..."LEGAN...wait for it DARY!"...or the "HI-5!" oh dan watak Barney nih dilakonkan ever so excellent by Doggie Howser dude Neil Patrick Harris, which is surprising for me granted his sexuality...hey at least it proves that he's a great actor.

1. The Friendship

Ok let me go all mushy and teary, seronok nyer tgk ada rakan2 yg selalu hang out camnih eventhough ada antara mereka yg dah kawin. Masih leh lek2 hang kat bar, I'm blessed most of my close friend tak kawin lagi (tapi bunyi sad kan) tapi sooner or later sorang2 akannyer (sorang nak dekat dah..oh noi tak kira..dia special case). Juga show nih buatkan aku terfikir..."hmm there is life after 27, it's not to late"...so u know what...fuck it to being married ASAP and here's to life! wohooo! (eh tapi if korang nak kawin kawin lah..aku jer yg camnih)

Honorable mention :

Telepathy ; syok tgk the cast member kekadang communicate by just staring..boleh fhm lak tuh...cool gila. Ayuh milo try??? Jgn kor bagi aku tampon dah

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Aku suka

Show nih..Huge; ia tak perlukan cast yg cantik...dan ia tak difficult cam setengah org..eh?


This movie looks good; M night attached to it..tapi dia tak direct..agaknyer orang finally tak percaya dia bakang camera kot..but trailer looks good...

Thursday, August 05, 2010

Melinda Gordon Mode : Chix That Kick Ass 2

Ok lets get this over with. Am compiling a list of mah own fav Kick Ass Chix, a couple of days back me listed out 10-6, here's the remaining 5..(ada cheating skit, but u'll understand..kan siber). Anyhoot the list!

5. River - Serenity

Gotcha there right? Never heard of Serenity right?Me likey2 this movie, wanted to watch it solely cause Joss Whedon penned it. For me the dude can do no wrong. Love his stories (hello Buffy) and he really knows how to create strong woman characters. Strange this is...the movie didn't garner much buzz..also the series Firefly only lasted one season..I find this weird..cause both shows are great! Anyway, coming back to River, first outing of her in Firefly she's this weird awkward-aloof-meek chic, she didn't do much then..just being mysterious a freakishly thin, but then she did a 360 in the movie and by god does she rock, kick-ASS!..when her assassin-mode first manifest...fewittttt! and the final fight with the..alamak I forgot what's it called..I think Marauders..whatever it is..she fight em all nearly alone and won the fight...wooo!..also she's rocking a very stylish outfit..sorta like what Mila wore in Resident 1-2. Also do note that she also kick ass as a Terminator in the Sarah Connor Chronicles; however..she's better in Serenity.

4. Mystique - X-Men/ X2

While the chic before wore a cool outfit (and the next one too) this chic wore nothing! Just patches here and there to cover up her delicate parts. It's Mystique, personally she's the only character (eh actually Toad pon) from the x-men comics that is made cooler on the Silver Screen. Before this reading X-Men, Mystique doesn't do a thing to me, she looks old dull and the skull at her temple..baaah! But then her appearance in the movie...woooooooooot!..hot hot hot hot! Whoever came out with the idea for this Mystique I applaud u people (mungkin laga2 pipi sekali) Then the ass kicking she did to Wolverine..hot!This is an ultimate X-Men showdown, even Sabertooth didn't do much damage(in which he should!) + It beats out Lady Deathstrike vs Wolverine anytime. In X2...she's too cool but not much scene, her only great scene was the short fight with Stryker's grunt..and flipping them the finger at the end!..cool!..alas she was rendered powerless in X3 - United...but whatever..she has already made an impact early on.

3. Leeloo - Fifth Element / Alice - Resident Evil 1-3 and a possible 4

Milla Jovovich; hot..and she kick ass in nearly everything she does..nuff said..hahahaha. Fav performance still and will always be Leeloo cutie pie Multipass in 5th Element, I went gaga there and then, as I said earlier..nuff said. U hot!

2. Sarah Connor - T2 Judgement Day

This is a typical choice sure (tunggu arr #1), but she did kick ass in T2 and I still remember it till now. She was pretty lame in Terminator like Randy Meeks in Scream 2 quote..."sarah connor????....yess?...BLAM!"....basically thats all she does in the first Terminator...run and be lame. But in T2 woff!, miss macho alert..my defining moment is when she cocked (i said cock hehe) her shotgun multiple times (i think 3 times) using her 1 still usable hand, and shooting T-1000...seriously...macho sial...no more "Sarah Connor...???...yess? BLAM!"

1.Lt. Ellen Ripley - Alien-Aliens-Alien3-Alien Ressurection

Sigourney Weaver played Ripley perfectly. She was sorta bitchy in Alien at first, I was more of a Lambert fan (that is until she can't stop whining..and died!)..but her final confrontation with The Alien is pretty cool, great acting chops too. Aliens..now thats where she started kicking some major ass, going into the nest guns blazing (and flame thrower) looking for Newt...and single handedly kick the Queen B ass...woof..macho sial!..Alien 3 she did well too, I actually like Alien 3 dunno why it was sorta pan, lack of gun fights kot...but it got the feel of Alien. Then the last Alien where she is brought back to life...now that...fuyooo macho..love the scene where she pulled out the alien's tongue?second mouth?..tough during that time she's pretty much looks old..I still dug her tough-macho exterior.

*here's a some, when I was a lil boy, I used to play around the washing machine and imagine that it was the console Ripley used before blowing up the Nostro...eh aku lupa nama ship tuh..but it was the big ass ship in Alien..freaky kan?

So that's it...till next time; kalau rajin throw me something for the next top 10.kalau rajin. Oh honourable mention; Laurie Strode in H20, Go-go Yubari, Mitsuko Battle Royale and Buffy (i didnt put in cause she's in tv...and i DO NOT accept the Buffy movie)

Tuesday, August 03, 2010


I have to say ada gak perks twittering nih, so thanks Junie. Following people I find useful like my fav reviewer sorang nih. This is one of his latest post..Night of the Demons...and it looks AWESOME..I know I use that a lot but THIS-IS-AWESOME!...it's a remake, have seen 3 entries of it b4, but x pasti if ada lagi. Love the first one...loathe the second and 3rd one is like a soft porn flick...tapi apa2...this one looks AWESOME! oh btw cast; Diora Baird (wowowowo!), Monica Keena (no..hell no!), Shanon Elizabeth (WOWOWOWO!)...and Edward Furlong (WOWOWOWO GAK)