Di bulan puasa aku...

tgk ANTM,camner? kurang pahala...tgk perempuan2 seksi.But that's ok cause tgk time2 mlm jer so tak batal apa2..ker?ahahha whatever lah,tapi perlu lah first ep dah ada nude shot..cilakak tul...nasib tak cam australianyer top model kalau tak dah lama takder cover2 kabur tuh...maka terbatal lah puasa aku.

anyway antm cycle 7?seems ok...last season prediction didnt go as I wanted..all because of Sue Mollie!(milo wink wink)..got the boot early and Sara stayed in the game soooo freaking long.And not to forget Nnena went dull.The only thing that i predicted right was Gina in top 3..though I did say Joanie could be the blonde to win..but alas gap tooth won(bukan perli aku lupa on top of my head nama dia camner?)

so lets meet the latest fresh meat of Cycle 7

AJ



Prediction : Not going that far,though she does stand out from the others,but I see her as boring and tooo pale,never liked girls that are too pale.Oh oh not to forget she does seem very insecure bout herself..out of sudden!..me thinks she'll stay awhile like 4-5 ep more...that's it.

Amanda



Prediction : Will be the first twin to go,though it is her dream to become a model rather than her other self,but she doesnt have the spunk that her sis have..but she does remind me of Shandi ANTM Cycle 2, me thinks she'll stay long, but like the top 7 or like that

Anchal



Prediction : OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo she's pretty,but her checkbones are too big for her small rounded face(tuh jer slack,lain pretty!) and I do agree with Tyra she's too miss world/universe type.Do i see her going far? Nope..she'll go somewhere in the middle,in fact maybe earlier.

Brooke



Prediction :Cute but BUZZER!! close up kinda like a disaster,and i really dont see her winning.But i do pity her bout her latest photoshoot,cause actually i think her other shots seems better..but what do i know kan.She'll go next..or next2


Caridee



Prediction : I like herrrrrrr! This is my fav blond for this season, so will be rooting for her, and loveeeeeeeed her latest photoshoot.And nice name, in fact everything bout her is fine...though i dont see her winning..but i hope i hope she'll make the final 5

Christian



Prediction : OK dia dah out so takyah predict2,but she has a pretty face, actually blackwise, i like her face the most...but oh well,tyra like her girls CRAZZY and full of drama(monique hint hint)

Eugena



Prediction : GET HER OFF THE SHOW!!! sometimes i find myself sooooo confuse on what they mean by beauty because basically i really dont see this chic pretty.Her latest shot was ok fine, but other than that, rasa nak pecah screen monitor aku nih.Me thinks she will go far till somewhere in the middle,cause Tyra likes her black girls(racist).

Jaeda



Prediction : Pretty face,but too stiff,somehow she reminded me of Corryn.Dunno why,me thinks she won't be here long.Cause i just see her as a pretty face.Oh she'll go like the next few ep me thinks.

Meg



Prediction : MEG rowks! me likey her,I agree with the judges her eyes are special but sometimes it seems like she is closing them.Then her walk/posture..a bit bongkok..but then again she did mighty fine on the first challange.I see her going far...top 5 at least.

Megan



Prediction : ...is cuteeeeeeeeeee, I like her face.Looks a bit like that Shannon or something (ala yg bakon Knights Tales/Rules of Attraction tuh)With some proper guide i think she can go far,even winning it!..im behind her all the way.Oh ya i think she a strong chick..the story bout her mother is kinda sad,but she didnt shed a tear...unlike most overacting girls that wanted to get in the show and go boo hoo people said im ugly(monique2 hint)

Melrose



Prediction : Ok the picture above doesnt do her justice.She prettier than this,reminds me a lot like Jennifer Esposito.And yeah she is one of my fav to win also.Though she really gotta loose the attitude,I can deal with the beeing a mama thing but talking back is a no-no.I see her winning or at least top 5


Michelle



Prediction : The other twin.Her latest pic is sooooooooo kewl...loved it!..and she got spunk..I kinda like her,not rooting for her,but i like her,me guess she'll go far..winning?there is a chance..doesnt hurt to have a skinny top model


Monique



Prediction : Someone shot and drag her out of the house plsssssssssss.She's sooooooooooo annoying and bitchy and a diva.Shessh so far in ANTM history the only one I wanted to reach in and slap is that diva in Season 2..damnit I forgot her name(izar help out..ur good in names)..The thing she did is sooo rude,and then with the stories oh everyone things im ugly blah4(well maybe dear they are reffering to ur attitude..or maybe ur just plain dellusional) sheshhhhhh...and come on Tyra! till when ur gonna see right through these type of girls.Get a clue..be a better judge of character...its Season 6 for god sakes.Oh yeah i hope she goes next...but i dont think that will happen..cause the beeyatch always stays long.

So that's bout it...maybe i'll predict for survivor next..depends on my mood...later then guys..ta

Reality SUX

THE SCORNED is officially the worst movie I've seen this year, it evens blows more than CAMP SLAUGHTER.Note to reality stars...stick to reality shows!

THE SCORNED



MATA KAT PINTU...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCARYYYYYYYYYY

Plot : 3 Guys move into a ridiculously big ass house which is believe to be haunted as before this a girl(who really looks old)was killed supposedly by accident.Not even into the first week after purchasing the house some "scary" events started happening in the house.



Verdict : How many ways can I say sux major?LOTS! This movie sux in so many levels,nuthing is save-able in this movie...nuthing!Lets start with the could have been an awesome cast.Every cast in this movie is from those american great reality series,mostly from Survivor and Real World and suprisingly 1 from the Apprentice, and since I'm kinda a huge reality fan, but watching these people act...is just plain painfull.Jenna Lewis the lead was ok, so was Bachelor Bob and the other dude, but the others...aduhhhhhhhhhh.



The other Jenna(the hotter one) plays a bimbo, she does look the part but she overdid it..totally overdid it..i'll suggest comparing notes to that bimbo in Final Destination 3 who was spot on!...Jonny Fairplay was ok, cause he played him-asshole self...so no need to act.Reichen!...oh dear2,apart from not looking realistic,his character is also stupidly written, after having sex with another girl he went into the showers crying his soul out...(kor ingat ko aku???!!)...then there's Stacy who was bad but her character wasnt all that important..but the thing is...why cast her?she wasnt all that familiar in The Apprentice...might as well pick Omarossa(but maybe she decline cause she doesnt want to drop her top).


ETHAN PROVES THAT HE CAN'T ACT FOR SHIT

Then the other supporting cast or cameo,Ethan of survivor was one of the greater survivor and i like his character, but in this movie he played an idiot an acted like a fool..so my respect for him a drop down a notch.But the intresting part is that they added some cast as cameo like Jonathan from Amazing Race,Burton Survivor,whats her face in American Idol and so on.


FOR IZAR, ONE OF UR FAV

Now lets go to the technical part,the plot was sooooooooooooo weak and lame.And most of the characters written in here was like meant to make them look stoopid,no logic whatsoever.The CGI was ok but still laughable and then the script is easy,hey im not a good writer but damn the script is easy...cyber could have done better.


GREAT CAMEO BY THAT ASS JONATHAN OF AMAZING RACE

So I end with avoid avoid avoid...easily the most stoopid tv movie whatever this year...I give it a 1 out of 5.but the good thing is future directors could take this movie as an example as to WHAT not to do.

Fetish-ism

Me no have fetish...me think ah..eh maybe I have one but not to the extend of these two movies.weirdwise.These two movies is about how sick humans can be...so here we go.

FEED



The Fetish : Men who likes hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeee chicks, and i do mean huge!

Plot : A cybercrime investigator who investigates a case based obscene content of a website stumbles upon a website (www.delaexposed.com) about erm how do i describe this..erm huge chicks porn site where the men(who are fairly built) worship these woman. But for what?...the plot thickens...



Verdict : This movie is one of the sickest thing I have ever seen.The gross factor is way up there along with Evil Dead / Hostel BUT it doesnt involve blood, guts or whatever.It involves fattening up an already BIG girl into something like the BLOB....and its sick!I thought hacking people up is gory but seeing this chick beeing stuffed! by all sort of fat and then played around with it(they were high on it i guess) is I repeat sickening.



And not to forget they first scene where another cybercrime offender is enjoying his fetish(wont spoil it for u but oh dear me), again back to the fetish, it really is an eye opener seeing some getting off on feeding a girl!! yowza! and the dude really digs it when the fat chick pleads "feeeeeeeeeeeeed meeeeeeeee" (by the way, the way this chick said that is really haunting)

I give this stories plot a solid 5 for originality cause I never have seen this kind of movie before.Acting wise top notch, even the fat chick who doesnt really do much is dead on!...dark factor...yo its dark!All in all i give this movie a solid 4/5


HARD CANDY



The fetish : Men likes young girls...tsk tsk tsk

Plot : A young girl tricks a possible child rapist into bringing her home to his pad.After much seducing etc, the dude gets knock out and wakes up beeing tied up.Torture ensues.



Verdict : Good god this is a powerfull movie. Firstly, the thing I like about this movie is about the mysteriousness( ada ke ayat nih?) of both of the main character...u dont know who what, where, why, bout the girl and; did he,or is he bout the dude.And let me just say some of it was never answered...which is good.Then me also likey the simplicity of the movie, no big sets, no big cast and no big bloodbath fights.There are fights and it does hurt(specially for us guys) but it didnt go over the top like gun shooting or knife wielding fights.



The girl! was awessssssssssomeeeeeeee! She brings IN in the innocent (mencuba bring it on) good acting from this girl, I bought her angelic face, if she bluff me anything I would trully have belief her.Then the dude, he's also good, though it is sick thinking that he might have rape young girls, then again he does look genuinely innocent and sympathetic.

All in all a great great movie! 5 out of 5


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Shout out to Joe and Pam, I give u SEX!

Fiona Fooktoy

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Gellar Galore

This year 2 horror/thriller or whatever u wanna call it have Gellar in it.One is the Return and the other is The Grudge 2.So thank u Ms Gellar (im ignoring the fact that she's married to that wood) for still going strong actingwise.'specially the horror genre..if not i would have lost intrest,like what happend to Victoria Adams(also ignoring the fact that she's married).

ANYWAY not reviewing for today.just cap the trailer for,

THE RETURN



Plot : I think i have mentioned this movie somewhere in the past post.but basically it's bout a lady who see's vissions regarding another lady getting murdered.The trailer ain't all that,but the posters nice...me thinks me still will be watching it since Gellar is in it.






Salah satu adengan mencemaskan dlm film The Return (ada bunyi cam caption review2 dlm paper2 Malaysia tak?)

THE GRUDGE 2

Plot : Well u know the drill,ghost unhappy/pissed off...people goes into the house gets killed yadayadayada, oh and it seems gellar lived!but died like maybe the first 10 min (damnit!),still gonna watch it though. BTW the trailer takut.







p/s : bias kan cap gambo2 gellar jer...benda banyak jer lagi watak lain dlm trailer tuh :))