Saturday, November 25, 2006


No, im not making a confession.I-Kentut is one of my users name that I saw in the Q 3 days back, and it really made my day...i was doing my work and suddenly I notice someone in the Q by the name of I Kentut(camner?), i automatically turn to Juanita who sat behind me and yelled "JU JU TGK NAMA ORANG KAT Q FIRST SEKALI TUH!"...moments later she laugh till she shed a tear..personally i think I Kentut beats all the weird names i encountered in this company.IT beats Malik Tipu Sultan...yeah that name is also weird,both from indon FYI.

Anyway I saw See No Evil awhile back,It's one of the movies under the WWE wrestling production and one of the cast was Kane,it's bout some juvenile kids beeing killed by this big dude (acted by Kane) who have this mental problem.But im not going to talk bout the movie much cause it didnt make such of an impact much to me.Still ok though but meh...

Basically there's a scene in the movie where this chic got hung upside down and was bleeding,then this dog cameby and tasted her blood,you know what happend next?The dog ate her...oh dear.Ok,logic and poor taste aside, the reason I highlight this scene is because months back izar n joe suggest to make a top 10 most "keji" death, which one of it was the hot girl in Cabin Fever got eaten by the dog,it is a great topic but, unfortunately appart from that I dunno what other deaths can be "keji"(apart from that old man get eaten by pigs in Hannibal)

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Then this movie came along, and yet again another girl got eaten.And yeah gotta agree with izar,getting eaten by some dirty animal is kinda..ish sad and pathetic...if I've had read the script and see my death scene is that, i'll drop the script and wave goodbye (unless i'm a struggling actor).But do you think dogs are capable of digesting us?Me thinks it's possible,hey a dingo once drag a kid and god knows what happend...So it is possible,it's just that to die that way is way sad.


Ok moving on to another topic cause I have time and i wanna spend it in front of my pc,I wanna talk bout Drawn Together,it's one of the tv series that I'm watching/following now.Drawn Together is about 8 cartoon characters from diffrent types of timeline/type are joins a reality show like Big Brother, where they have to live together in a mansion.It's not really a game but somewhat of a story revolving them.Still going strong Drawn Together is in it's 3rd season and still as funny when they first came to the screen.But be warned,this cartoon is not for all because the humour is always crude and explicit not to mention XXX, but i still like it.Here are the characters in random order

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Who : Captain Hero
Which: Captain Hero comes from the era of Superman/Aquaman and such
Him : The most disturbed and highly messed up characters in Drawn Together.He's manly but then suddenly he can be very girly..not to mention once he went gay...what am i saying he went gay loads of times, and he acts like nothing happend.There is never a dull time if the episode is center around him.

Best Episode : The episode where his mom and dad came over,disturbing I tell you

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Who : Foxy Love
Which : Came from the era when Scooby Doo is cool
Her : She's the sex symbol of the house.Her...ehem goods are always pointing and nearly everytime the camera pans over there.She not really that funny, but her antics are.And i also like it when the other housemate jokes bout her beeing black etc

Best Episode : The episode where she get back together with Foxy5 * hey hey hey

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Who : Ling Ling
Which : Pokemon duh
Her/Him? : Ling2 is actually a dude,but why the heck they put her name as ling2, that alone made me laugh.But his character is not always showcase, but when it counts.She doesn't speak english but there's always the crazy subtitles

Best Episode : The episode where the made fun of Asians,fun stuff,specially the godzilla

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Who :Princess Clara
Which : Fairy tales
Her : Princess Clara is another disturb character,she's supposedly very christian and hate jews(her jew jokes are to die for) but sometimes she pull a 360 and strip and made out with another girl.

Best Episode : Gotta be the episode about her vagina

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Who : Spanky Ham
Which : Internet Cartoon
Him : The perverse pig.Who I couldn't care less,but sometimes his quotes are funny

Best Episode : I really dont have one, but when he married xandir that was funny

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Who : Toot
Which : The 20's sex symbol like Betty Boo
Her : Ok this is the funniest character in the house.Self proclaim a sex symbol,she thinks everyone is into her(season1) and she always mutilate herself when she gets sad...not to forget she's also very very loud

Best Episode : Many

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Who : Wooldoor Sockbat
Which : Sponge bob era,animaniacs etc
b He's the naive one, the very gay(happy) and full of life, but sometimes go wacky.He's sometimes match up with Capt Hero and do the nasties (don't ask me why or how)

Best Ep : The Strawberry Shortcakes story

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Who : Xandir
Which : Legend of Zelda/ Dungeons and Dragons sort of cartoon
Him : First season he was this dude who supposedly on a mission to save his gf,then he came out,now he's the gay guy who's very over the top( no pun intended)

Best Ep : Gotta be the gay bash Episode

that's it, i leave u with the excellent teased poster of The Hills have Eyes 2

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006


Sorry for the late posting,me very bz...with the weekend open house and all,not to forget the wonderfull working place/schedule.My life isnt as fun as it used to be,oh well,at least i got to bowl today with NORLI and others...that was fun...i imagined all the pins i had to hit as my managers a.k.a the bitches boggling heads.So as I was driving home, my god there was so many poster/promos bout the new bond...and so far i heard everyone said it was one of the best,except this one dude who flat out say it sucks big i dunno,maybe this weekend im gonna go see it...IF I HAVE THE TIME *im working this sunday f.y.i.OH and the bond promotion seems to be running strong cause everynight on channel 42...they are playing old bond movies,last night was For Your Eyes Only, one of the few bond movies that i somewhat remember most of the scene,but what i remember most was the gorgeous lead.

Watching through that bond movie, it hit me, how dumb and illogical these bad guys are...they have like loads of time to kill of bond but nooooooooooooo, they have to toy with him first and tup tap tup tap,bond got loose..dumb i tell u.just shoot the guy of the dumbest i remembered is Goldfinger,they left bond on a table, then a laser beam slowly beams near his crotch up.Then they leave him alone in that room...what the hell...kot yeh pon tunggu lah sorang kan!

So what makes bond movies great?me dunno,but the ladies are lets list the most memorable bond girl(my personal fav...if urs isnt in, too bad)



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Who : She's the other better heroine in License to Kill,but i dont remember her real name...leh?...what i know is that she is a much better heroine than the other one,which was Talisa no charisma Soto

Why Hot : To tell u the truth I dont remember this movie much(timothy dalton's one lor,can u blame me?)...but what i do remember is that this chic dressing is tight!!!!...she really showcase her goods,and all her publicity pic are to die for!Whatever it is she's hot!


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Who : She's the not so well known bond girl in Goldfinger,the sister to the chic that got painted in gold

Why Hot : I'm not sure,but personally she's definately hotter than the Pussy Galore heroine.That lady is erm...too mature i guess.Tilly however is way cute and independent,heck she tried to kill goldfinger herlself twice!..but alas she got killed after like 15 minutes of screentime?..damn!


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Who : She's one of the henchman who have limited screentime but is still sizzling hot...oh fyi, one of my fav bond film is A View To A Kill

Why Hot : The moment she stepped down from the hotel/house/mansion? where bond is going to stay...i automatically said,hotttttttttttt...hope she last long,my wish didnt came true,not only did she died, she has like 2-3 lines i think..but i still remember her in that blue jumpsuit...yummmmmmm

7.ELEKTRA KING in Tomorrow Never Dies

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Who : The Lady Villain in Tomorrow Never Dies...this is one hot mama

Why Hot : Pouty lips is one,sexual vibe is 2...the poster is 3.When the poster came out for TND, i was that thing natural or they stuff something inside it?..Those 3 reasons are enuff to make me search the net bout this hot lady


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Who : The smart heroine in Goldeneye

Why Hot : At that time when Goldeneye came out, i thought natalya is one of the hottest chic ever...however now...when i see her in diffrent movies(Vertical Limit) i was like *what happend..but in Goldeneye, she's definately an eye candy


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Who : The Lead Henchman for AVTAK,played by Grace muscles much Jones

Why Hot : okok people are gonna laugh,i know she's not hot..but she's one of my most memorable bond girls.she's spunky,tough and deadly...i would never go one on one with her.And in her defense, she does have an excellent build/body...look at those biceps...meeeeowww(tapi kena tutup muka)


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Who : The ever smiling henchman in Goldeneye, played excellently and supprisingly by Famke Jansen

Why Hot : Her name is personally one of my most memorable bond girls ,(next to pussy galore) and how she kills her,fitting with her name.Also i was on awe to see Famke can pull a villain, a really psychotic villain while looking very hot.Famke i love u in everything u played..N.


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Who : The only girl in For you Eyes Only worth mentioning,oh she has a crossbow

Why Hot : I remember her the most because of two things, her very long shinny hair..and then her thighs when she went diving...HOTTTTTTTTTT.Oh and she has this innocent and pretty face..too bad she can't act...but whatever,she's still hottttttttttt.


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Who : Another only girl in the movie worth mentioning,oh she's a spy who lost her husband

Why Hot : BECAUSE SHE IS.My defining moment is definately near the end,where she's wearing this very sexy sexy black dress,belah tepi.apa2 pon dia terlalu hot tuk mikir benda lain


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Who : That bimbo in AVTAK played by Hottie Tanya Roberts

Why Hot : She's sexyyyyyyy, her voice...oh!so husky and cute and..oh!I loved her in this movie,also loved her in Beastmaster, but then i saw her in 70's show i go eeeeeeeek,that's ok least once upon a time she way hot.But seriously, This chic is one of the biggest bimbo in all the bond movie combine,not to mention useless

So that's my fav bond girl,maybe someone will get booted when i watched casino royale..anyone wanna follow?

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Bimbo of the month,first issue

Bimbos bimbos,they're lovely to look at, but veryyy veryyy challanging to talk to,i bang my head at a screen just because of this one bimbo.As some of u might know,i'm working for an IT support team,we support the users for my Company's well,technical thingy.Basically we unlock the user's password etc,stuff like that.

So along came this china lady,from shanghai,sounds young,kinda cute voice(leh lah wat wat sweet skit kan :P),boy was I decieveeeed.Her name is Yin Chan,still remember her name from last week, cause she really really tested me.Here's the conversation, from what i remembered.

Me : Welcome to ITSC blah blah blah,yada may i help?

Yin: Erm, my account got lock,can u pls unlock it.

Me : Certainly,tell me the error msg.

Yin: Erm..what?i dunno understand..what elol msg?

Me : That's ok i just reset ur pwd maybe u type in the wrong password,ok password is China123 capital C

Yin: I ALREADY TRIED THAT,IT DOESNT WORK (amboi naik suara lak dia)

Me : Try again,that was just now,now i reset again!

Yin: What???!

Me : JUST TYPE AGAIN(aku lak pissed off)

Yin: okok...(dgr bunyi type), i cannotttttttttt,still cannot login.

Me : Ok,pls tell me the error msg.

Yin: What??!

Me : *Sigh,forget it...i'll just check other servers,maybe ur account is locked there

HISTORY LESSON : You see there are many servers where acc might get locked from,sometimes u gotta check one by one,not the main takes a hellotta time to get into each server..

after much searching...around 5-6 min

Me : Yin, your account is not locked!i checked every server,it's not locked!

Yin: But i cannot go in my pc (serious bunyi whinny gila),can u just unlocked it.

Me : OK for the last time tell me the error msg, maybe i can figure something out...u know the pop up thing where it hints u what might went wrong?

Yin: OOOOOOOOOO...okok, error msg is....

"Your account has expire pls change your password........."

Me : BURETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT(NIH DLM HATI JER), sambil hentak2 kepala kat screen pc (nih mmg terjadi,i kid u not aku hentak kepala kat pc cam orang tension)

Me : Ma'am just change to a new password ok,thank you bye.N


that girl really really tested me,shesh...ha but she's not my bimbo of the month,im gonna make a topic every month where I think someone deserve to get the title,basically of course, it's tv/movie my bimbo of the month is....


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Who : They are the models from india, one of the participant in the Amazing Race asia.Self dubbed overly smart (....), they beat out the other should or would be bimbos of the race,heck even every channel with anything on it...for the bimbo of the month.I'm not gonna say they're stupid cause that's just mean,but they are sorta of an airhead.

Why :
-Their overly smart comment.Overly smart lah sangat.
-Their statements : "Is this bukit nenas forest?", asking someone near a building which doesnt at all! look like a forest,better yet...not even near a forest...dude...a building is a building,a forest is a forest.
-Their overly grooming in the car,aku tau lah model...tapi drive lah kereta tuh!
-and lots and lots of their antics which proves that models are...bimbos(not all lah)

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Pulling a ....

Ah buhsan, arinih kena gi keje,memula shift kul 9.30-3.30 (OT 2 JAM AGAIN!) tapi oleh kerana yet again ada orang problem datang shift dia kul 1-7p.m,aku lah jadi kambing sacrificenyer,as usual,mentang ada kereta dan single.
FYI :minggu ni 4 hari ot back to back,best weih..(faham2 sendiri)

Ha sorang dah bite the dust dah,cina lagi tuh...kasik resign letter,dia masuk sama time aku,hmm aku mmg nak ikut jejak,tapi yeh lah,that green thingy camner?TV banyak benda dah miss,balik jer tak abih2 pengsan sedar2 dah kul 2 atau 4 pagi..hmm camnih ke life sekarang?pastuh ngan yan tak abih buzz buzz msg,tak faham2 ke aku dah tido.(clue :kalau dah idle lebih sejam tuh,cuba lah jgn cuba,takpon status dah letak tido)hmmm buhsan hidup...nih lom dapat anak lagi

takper lah learn to have fun in the meantime,apa kata wat plan2 celaka nak mengena bitches anic tuh,any ideas?(scratch kete takmo pls,sungguh teenager)

ok,lets play pulling a (insert friend name here),aku takder keje, dan nak gelak2 skit sambil type.

First up the one and only edah
Pulling an edah :- accidently sigh in a somewhat sexual manner(think orgasm) after watching some cute boy smilling coyly

Up next
Pulling a dodo:
-just plain beeing a blonde..a dumb blonde

And next
Pulling a mamat butter :>(takmo tulis nama sebenar):
-doing something out of his/her character.
e.g : jumping and spinning and the same time (wow)

Pulling a shadapu,this dude got 2:
i-jumping from one workplace to another (nothing to be ashame joining ur club)
ii - blurted out something that makes people wonder...ehehehe


OK ENUFF BOUT THAT,me also wanna post bout this upcoming movie, THE GRINDHOUSE,which was previewed at the awesomely great and much needed SCREAM award.It's a collaboration of 2 directors;Robert Rodriguez (not pretty fond of him) and Quentin Tarantino (haa this dude is cool)
It's a horror film(what else by me kan) with two feature in it, one bout a zombie infested town and another is bout a psycho killer driving around in a car.I'm not sure if both this story is somehow connected,but from the trailer it looks awesome and not to forget the cast!stellar cast..these dude know how to pick their cast..from the top of my head i remember there's ROSE MCGOWAN (HOTTIE!), MARLEY SHELTON (BAHH,i thought she left acting),FREDDIE RODRIGUEZ,MICHEAL BEIN(LIKE LIKE),JOSH BROLIN,ROSARIO DAWSON(erm ok),TOM SAVINI and NAVEEN ANDREWS, there more but i'll go crazy listing out everyone,here's a preview, with ROSE MCGOWAN LOOKING MIGHTY FINE.

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Saturday, November 04, 2006


THIS WEEK IS A FREAKING MESS!FIRST AND FOREMOST, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY I WAS DUPED! ONCE AGAIN IN JOINING A FUCKING STUPID ASS COMPANY FROM HELL!Once what felt like a really ok place to work, and the balance of my worklife + social life is erm well, balance! is all flushed down the toilet.I'm not sure if im difficult, if so, do tell cause I really would like to know how and why or maybe what

Here's the case,after raya the my team/dept had a new manager,which is a anic lady(oh oh kan!)...oh oh indeed, and there was a rumour going about her antics (which most people say sucked).Well the brilliant "hip" lady(what am i saying,witch!) decide that we should work on SUNDAY! ...for 12 hourssssss! im like FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKK NO, like working on alternate saturdays isnt enuff(which is still on with added 2 hrs)Now to add things worst, they're are 3 supervisors(anic perempuan gak) who keeps buggin u in the back if it seems like we're not taking calls,"is there any problem?" "why are u offline so long" are some of the Questions asked....u know what,my type of work sometimes need me to take a breather and think what is my action...if im to do everything in prompt to, i'll go mad...HAH! JUST FINALLY REALISE WHY MANY PEOPLE MY AGE THERE HAS PLATINUM HAIR COLOUR!..DAMNIT I DONT WANT THAT.

Then the dreaded Friday where they called me around 7+ am in the morning and told me to come to work early cause someone cannot come in,at 8 lak tuh!,i hadnt even bathe yet u assholes!but whatever i just took my time and go, in which i got there around 8.30, so i started working tralalalala,then they told me i gotta do overtime today for 2 hours, shitttttttttttttttttttt! just yesterday i overtime,but because lin my mentor asked, i cant help and say ok(after much debate) 6.30 i gotta go off work...but i only manage to get off the phones around 7 because some users are so just plain needy/fucking messed up...

So now im planning to leave, the last few days i've been very very moody, and all profanity words have been said,also my patience is less than great nowadays..and unlike other fakers anic woman in my office, i wont! i repeat i wont be smiling nowadays or show any emotion..senang cakap muka aku akan cam cibai jer pasnih.(and it had started)

Why am i so pissed of bout this?
1. i never ever agreed to work for 12hrs...its not even stated in the fucking contract raise after adding 12 hrs?eventhough its once a month
3.perempuan anic boss mmg gampang
4.i left HSBC to have some of my life back,not push it to worst

resolution : mark my word, im leaving, in a bad way or good way, i dont care anymore.but what i am afraid the most is, that i cant control my feelings and i did what i did to pn sri, and some of the idiotic things i did in my schooldays

OK ENUFF BOUT THAT, so nothing much this weekend, i wanna rest, and not think of my work...oh seems like there are some great trailers i've seen lately,not really great..but there are moments and me likey the actors in it.

First up is :


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It stars Sandra Bullock and Julian Mcmahon, both fairly good actors, the first thing that attracted me to this was actually Bullock, and to hear it has to do with supernatural stuff, makes it even better.

Its bout Linda(Sandra), who recently just lost her husband in a car crash,but suddenly reapears the next day.And it goes back and forth, one day still alive, one day dead.After digging deeper, she realize her husband death is no accident, so she strive to amend it,good luck.

Trailer is just ok, but the crash seems exciting,and u got Bullock, u gotta love Bullock, its coming out next year,sigh.

Next is

The Messengers

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Now here with got a great cast,we have the ever intense Dylan McDermott, the ever talented Penolope Ann Miller and the great kid in Panic Room,Kristen Stewart.

Ok this trailer is only shown at 10 am - 5pm,hoho marketing much, but yeah there is a couple of times the trailer gave me chills.So im gonna rate this as a gonna watch, but it might be bad. oh fyi, Pang Brothers is directing.Out on 2007 also

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So here's the story im only copying cause i dont know much
An ominous darkness invades a seemingly serene sunflower farm in North Dakota, and the Solomon family is torn apart by suspicion, mayhem and murder

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there are a couple more trailers i wanna highlight, but that is for the next post