Moh ...del

ANTM Cycle 9 starts last Thursday,saw the chics early on through and they look alright...a step up from last season, last season was a bit dry...was rooting for the 2 plus size ladies but alas...weak i tell u ,weak!where's toccara when u need a plus size.Anywho just finished watching the first ep,good thing there's no elimination for the first ep...season premier just 1 hr ma.And after seeing the ladies,i tell ya...the prettiest bunch since erm erm...Cycle 5 i suppose.In sense of majority...cause personally the top 13 are all above avarage...seriously...all(except 1 but i'll get to that later ya)..so am really looking fwd for this season.As well as Survivor China.

The Cast who wants to be on Top



1.Ambreal



First glance through pics..I was ready to hate her, I even think she might go out first.But in the audition room.She looks a ok for me.Not that she's drop dead gorgeous..but there is something there.OH her walk is niceeeeeeeee.

2.Bianca



Me thinks she's the least pretty of em all.Seriously she looks like those typical blacks at the mall(cam aku tinggal america jer).I don't get it.Why pick her?y Tyra y?y Y y?Get her out now...throw her overboard

3.Chantal



Like Ambreal, I was ready to ignore her.Then like Ambreal her personality shines..Me like what me see.Though typical looking...for a white gal.She got something2 there.

4.Ebony



They dubbed her the mean girl.Yeah she looks mean,acts like a bitch too.But..she not entirely ugly looking,unlike that one in Cycle 7..apa nama tu?Ala yg saiko2 sakit pastuh tak wat photoshoot tuh?*izargh!!Oh well i don't see her winning..but oklah kot.

5.Heather



Weird and yet stunning looking..camner tuh?I like her...she's a bit hunchback but her photoshoot at the beach..meowwwwww!Totally rooting for her.

6.Janet



One of mah early favourites from going through the pics.I always like short hair chics *i.e Naima,sara last cycle.Currently still one of mah fav..but the disposable favourite..kinda like..I'll sacrafice her to get Jenah or Lisa to go further.

7.Jenah



Ladies and Gents..this is mah fav.From the early scanning through the pix and first ep..she's still mah fav.Though know it all alert..aiyaaaaa!Harap kor tone it down cepat...Appart from that..I lurrrrrrrveeeeeeee her.Really can see her doing jeans ad.

8.Kimberly



Those eyes...beautiful.Don't see much of her in the first ep..hmmm indication she might stay longer in the show?Maybe...but again..those eyes...yowZA!

9.Lisa



Second and really close to the first one fav.Lisa looks like Kim cycle 5.I like her she ooze sex.Hehe boleh dlm bulan puasa aku ckp camnih?Apa2 pon mah second fav..

10.Mila



She has one of mah fav model/actress name..So does that automatically makes me root for her?Nope..not really into her looks.Still pretty though, but not my cup of tea.

11.Saleisha



Hmmmm.........hmmmmmmm...doesn't intrest me much.Jolie lips..other than that..meh.

12.Sarah



Normal size modal..oklah kot...not really into her much..sigh..I miss Toccara.

13.Victoria



I kinda like her look.The hot nerdish one..kinda looked like Amanda from Buffy the Vampire Slayer..but a far hotter one.Sorta kinda a bit rooting for her..Can?

Fav to least fav : Jenah,Lisa,Heather,Janet,Kimberly,Victoria,Ambreal,Chantal,Sarah,Ebony,Mila,Saleisha and Bianca.
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And then we have Survivor China..intresting no?..china..who would have thought..but i thought it was in those caves or near the wall or something..tgk2 pulau..yet again..cit.But after watching first ep..not bad..really not bad..I'm gonna try follow this one..unlike the lackluster last season.which the only good thing bout it was Yau man.This season..we have a pro wrestler, a skank waitress who needs a big slap,LUNCH ROOM LADY!,former model(perlu ke former model?abihtuh sekarang buat apa??????),gravedigger,someone who participate in the miss usa(hope its not south carolina) and others...but all in all an intresting bunch of people.I mean seriously a lunch lady???! wayyyy cool..sooo rooting for u.Am not gonna introduce one by one cause im lazy..So just naming who im rooting for.

The Lunch Lady
The asian chic (though after the end of 1st ep...i think i might jump ship..might)
The gravedigger

Me first Book Review

That day went with Izar to BTS , just for the sake of going out, mah original plan was to buy some paperback comics to read during my 8p.m -5a.m workshift if I ever got bored.There were loads to choose from, but then I saw this book titled "HOW TO SURVIVE A HORROR MOVIE" which really attracted me.Imagine lights shining down on the book and close up on my face floating towards the book.The first page already got me hooked.First page is an apology letter from Wes Craven stating that he' sorry that he ends a lot of teenagers life who might have done loads when grown up..So I'm hooked now with that book,It doesn't actually refer to any movies but I got a pretty good idea what movie it refers to ;

i.e : some slashers having gone way ahead and made a futuristic horror movie which is rare, in spaceships and such...

-guess what movie is dat?give u a hint...X

another favourite chapter of mine is on How to avoid being killed by Satan..and the solution?

Show your penis if ur a guy or get a guy to show his penis.LOL.reasons?..

-it's sudden
-male frontal nudity is rare in horror films..:)) and such as(south carolina)

anyhoot aku tak rasa korang akan beli however when i'm done with it...anyone is welcome to borrow it...cuma..kena basuh tangan

mesraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

7 weird things about me

amik dari blog ju, teringin nak wat gak..cause aku rasa banyak benda agak pelik kisah aku.Anyhoo...aku baru balik keje 1st day tempat baru nih...dan syok balik awal pagi tak kena jamm,but tiba2 terjaga lak...baru 3 jam tido nih..haiyoo..kena tido balik cecepat..

7 weird things about me

1.Comic tuh macam baby aku :
Dulu2 masa aku kecik, aku pantang orang sentuh comic aku,boleh tuh boleh..cuma derang kena cuci tangan ngan sabun dan keringkan sebelum sentuh..cam kononnyer comic aku tuh kena virus free lah,dan aku juga wat camtuh bila nak baca comic.Skrg tak dah..tapi secretly, kekadang aku basuh gak tangan sebelum baca..cuma aku tak paksa lah orang lain sabunkan tangan sebelum nak baca.ehe nih khas tuk cousin aku..ampun eda.

2.pembelot orang Perak :
Bkn belot camner pon, aku takleh mkn durian dan tempoyak langsung..which is kinda cam mknan fav orang2 Perak..sampai sekarang aku still taknah try ataupon cadang nak try..bkn allergic pon.dan aku takder masalah dengan bau dia pon.

3.picky eater :
Aku seorang yg terlalu picky eater..anything looks weird..overly red or bercampur aduk memacam..aku avoid.aku selalu go for food yg nampak senang, cam sandwhich or corn flakes.kat asrama dulu mmg susah nak please aku...dan tetiap minggu if sapa2 datang aku order suh bawak McD. mknan asas aku

4.kuat berangan :
bila aku buhsan ataupon dlm tandas doing the #2.aku suka mengelamun..aku siap ada plotline lagi.cast nyer semua bebudak kelas lama aku.xmo cerita lelebih cause sangat hehe.tapi basically dia cam zaman2 conan the babarian mix with lord of the ring sikit..dan kekadang tiba ke planet lain cam fifth element..huhuhuh.rasa cam nak tukar cast cause susah weih nak manage 30 plus character...ahahaha. dan yeah noi..kor ada..tapi character kor selalu mati tgh2, cause tuk bina character aku...muahahahahahhaa

5.suka perempuan independent
aku suka perempuan independent.tgk lah aku idolize buffy..i'm all for girl power.tapi bila ter-over the edge tuh yg off skit.yg tak abih2 i have an opinion on something..yg laki is crap and woman are superior..tuh gila gila aku off

6.DVD/VCD cover
dvd/vcd cover aku kena elok, original cover or poster...if ada jer sikit butir tampalan..tambah yg photoshop pistol kat tangan tak abih2 tuh...mmg takkan beli..but lately dah leh terima skit cause..susah mau carik maa

7.korang pick kan aku dah taktau nak letak apa..dan let me see if aku setuju tak

nak tidoooooooooooooooooooooooo,if I can
mesraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

It's been a while since..

I've watched a movie @ the cinema alone..that Wednesday,me went to the cinema alone...since everyone is @ work & jaa was ..sleeping i guess.So went to Mines alone to catch anything..wanted to see Rush Hour 3 but heh, the show was @ 5pm..i'm not gonna stay there that long.Saw Cyber and his 'questionable sexual orientation friends' *wink cyber, and ate with em.Then went to see Fracture.There was 5 people all together in the cinema...all couples...sigh.Whatever lah, to pass the time.

Fracture



The Plot : Old man Hopkins played him again.He killed his wife in cold blood, got caught and sent to trial.Up and rising star in the D.A *Ryan Grosling plays the young big shot who thinks this case is easy as pie.Something to do b4 moving on to a bigger company.What he doesn't know is that Mr Hopkins is one manipulative mutha F.He played his cards well, so it's up to this hothead D.A to convict him..if he can that is.


The verdict : Wow..i really mean it wow.Ok lah semi -wow actually.Great story,there's no big twist actually since they showed early on that Hopkins did shot the wife in the head early on.The story is basically on how to convict Hopkins as they can't find the murder weapon.You see, the man after shotting his wife, barricade himself in his house..and he never went out till the cops came.So where in the world did he hid the murder weapon.Basically that's the thing we need to look out for.And let me say it's pretty simple in the end but clever,really really clever.

Acting again marvelous by Hopkins,though he's been playing this type of character since forever..do something different already..show ur buttcrack or something.Gosling was ok,suprisingly I found him to be a tad off..he's usually spot on.Rosamund was beautiful and that's it.Oh and Embeth looks old..haiya.

Overall a 7, a good psychology thriller.

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Ok here's a new trailer for ya all,Caps are from One Missed Call.Looks ok.I've seen the original however...there wasn't any subtitles.So crap...i watched that movie and pretended to understand everything.Here's the caps

For The Children

Ok aku rasa lawak gila nak mampus tgk nih
Here's what happened



and here's the spoof



For the Children

Happy 50th Merdeka Day

Thanks to Milo for the port, thanks for Anne for trying..thanks to mah parents for letting me go till 6a.m in the morning..heeee..And again Happy Independence Day Malaysia!!!.50th..am really proud to be apart of this country and privilege to have witness the excellent2 fireworks...man i'm gonna be 70 for the 100th Anniversary..


Now am off to see The Invasion with cyber,kena makeup elok2 cepat!...huhuhuhu hope its good..mesraaaaaaaa!

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*updated : invasion manyak bagus,sebuah remake yg ok.Film paranoya yg bagus...tetapi ending tak seberapa hebat ngan ending Invasion Body Snatchers thn 70-an.7/10

Top Ten Manipulative Beeyotch

Lama tak wat top ten weih, ingatkan nak wat top 10 fav horror movies...tapi..cam malas leh?takper2 there's always the 200th post..:P.Me want to do top 10 female beyotch cause me always like woman of power...independent sense, not those..i have an opinion 24/7 (that's y i like dela...in non sexual manner that is..more towards...t-bot and the kid relation)Anyhoo base on this as well i will watch those beyotch ladies to celebrate merdeka..leh?hik hik...i dont have war movies ma..maybe if someone can pass me Bkt Kepong,maybe I'll watch that.


Anyhoo here's the list of mah fav Manipulative Ladies* note!spoilers ensues

10.Evan Rachel Wood in Pretty Persuasion



The Beyotch : Evan Rachel Wood plays an innocent looking girl who manipulates her friends and more unsuspecting adults to do her biddings..her reasons?....plain revenge...but to see how she played her friends and other adults just for one simple reasons...is way scary

The story : Must watch, I bought it out of curiosity.The addition of the Arab girl is marvelous but her fate was somewhat over the top.And Evan Rachel Wood again excels in yet another strong drama ,7.5/10

9. Lindy Booth in Cry Wolf


*khas tuk leha, karang dia emo duk tgk gambo2 wanita jer

The Beyotch : Lindy Booth , I've reviewed her performance previously in other post and praised her acting ability in the movie.So I dunno what else to say.She's way fine ..and her planning to use all her friends is genius...it's like playing chess.She's the mastermind and her friends are the pawns

The Story : I liked it, most people hated it.Cause it was advertise more like a slasher movie.But I like it that it's different.In fact there is one scene that made me jump.Recommended..7/10

8. Neve Campbell + Denise Richards...Wild Things



The Beyotch :Neve and Denise played two boo-hoo we're innocent rape victims.However its all a scam to get money from Denise's...erm trust fund?:P I forgot but she inherit loads of money.What marvels me the most is Neve's attempt to pull out her teeths by herself...yo that take guts.Oh did i mention the 3-way scene is hot...ok now i mention it

The Story : One of the better stories near the end of 90s.Acting is to notch by everyone..and at that time...the ending is somewhat surprising.7.5/10

7. Jennifer Jason Leigh in Single White Female



The Beyotch : The whatever happen Jennifer Jason.I guess lots of people should know this story by now.Young lady leaves bf, rent an appartment,needs new roomie..found one meek losery young gal.Got along,new roomie moves in....steals young lady's identity and wreck havoc.Love it.What's scary bout Jennifer potrayal is her cold stare and her mimicing Fonda's look and all...brrr

The Story : Kinda simple.But hey, it's kinda a new plot at that time.6/10

6.Rebecca De Mornay in The Hand That Rocks the Cradle



The Beyotch : Rebecca De Mornay plays a Nanny who's bound on revenge cause her husband commit due to one lady's testimonial regarding a sexual harrastment suit.As she enters the house, all hell breaks loose.Most memorable is she breast feed the newly born child till the kid rejects the natural's mother breast milk...nice move..nice move.

The Story : Must see, Rebecca's nanny potrayal is...downright Nutty and scary.8/10

5.Glen Close in Fatal Attraction



The Beyotch : Nak ckp melayu cause lagi best bunyinyer kot.Glen Close memainkan perasan kisah seorang perempuan yg tak puas hati, lelaki yg dia bersama dgn satu mlm (one night stand) takmo ada apa2 hubungan ngan dia.Kemudian wanita itu emosi maka dia kacau lah hidup si lelakinyer..Hello one night stand tu one night stand lah...get over it.Kenapa bagus?Glen Closenyer rage menakutkan..dan juga rambut dia..nih juga memberi msg supaya jgn cheat.

The Story : Best but a tad long for my liking.Overall Glen Close rage makes this movie 7.5/10


4.Mah Gellar in Cruel Intentions



The Beyotch : Gellar plays a bitch, and I like it!Usually i see her as this mousy cute innocent girl.But woah, turned a 360 here.And like I said...me like!!She manipulates everyone like puppets.But most memorable is how she manipulates Selma Blair and the kiss...should have been Reese though...Selma doesn't do much for me

The Story :In my top 10 nuff said.8/10

3.Kathy Bathes in Misery



The Beyotch : Well she doesn't actually manipulate anyone.But she's one hell of a saikobitch.She looks kinda losery and a bit mentally challange but by god can she throw a fit.I pity James Caan character being stuck there with her.Brr thinking bout her still brings me chills.

The Story : BEST BEST BEST 9/10

2.Sharon Stone in Basic Instict



The Beyotch : Mizz Sharon Stone, once upon a time was sooooo damn sizzling hot.And she knows how to flaunt it.The great thing bout Sharon Stone in this movie is that she knows she's hot...and she used it to manipulate others.Though I dont think she manipulates as much as the previous characters.However her sex appeal is enuff to make anyone her slave.And also...Sharon Stone's cross leg scene is used in many of my jokes..that shows how much I am in love with that scene

The Story : Biasa jer,watch only for Sharon. 6/10

1.Louise Fletcher as Nurse Ratched in One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest



The Beyotch : If I've not looked up IMDB i wouldn't have known this lady's name.I only familiar with her charater name.Nurse Ratched.One crazy ass mutha ef of a nurse.Scary thing bout her is, she doesn't actually show or express her bitchyness.But her cold stare is sooo provoking till I wish I could bitch slap the tv screen.It's like...ha cuba lah cuba lah..She alone made me lurve this movie to death.Appart from Danny Devito and Jack Nicholson

The Story : WAYYY awesome, one of the best movie I've ever seen.9/10.It can change ur life..it did mine...for like 1 week..ehehehehe

ok that's bout it nearly made the list are Nikki Reed - Thirteen , Poison Ivy's chicks ..Drew,Alysa and Jaime and that teacher in Teaching Mrs Tingle..

80s cartoon

Sigh buhsan gila weekend nih,parents takder...kekawan ramai tak bz
membuta jer ah kat umah...nasib ada MASK si Leha pass kat aku

You guys remember M.A.S.K this cartoon from our days *im guessing most mah readers are 25-ish..where u have this awesome cars and trucks...well after transformers came back and making it big..suddenly all these 80s cartoons are appearing in ..ehem..torrent sites but thanks to Izar for passing the nearly full set of MASK in which I wouldn't have to waste...3 months..im guessing 3 months...to get the complete series of M.A.S.K.Ada 72 episode kaaayyy..

Now after watching like 12 eps of MASK...i found its still entertaining but a tad annoying in sense..that T-bob or is it BOT? is majorly annoying..and most of the endings are utterly bad..cause it ends with everyone laughing..I just realise in those days cartoons ends in laughter..Another major letdown is Vanessa,she's the villain from Venom team..in which i really found hot in my younger days...now...meh...i've seen better...ehehehehehe.And another thing...what's with the corny team song?



But watching T-bob is kinda cool..I wish I had something like him..hmm actually we do have something like T-bob...dela!...bestnyer if leh suh Dela tukar jadik motorbike mode dan naik...HEEEEEEE


DELA!

Another 80s cartoon i have in my collection is Visionaries..now this one is still cool...I love the concept and age..with Magic and erm Technology collide.But weird thing is..there's only like 13 ep...what the...how come it got cancelled?Man...i want more...



But like I said earlier,with Transformers being made into a movie..I bet you some of these excellent 80s cartoon will be made as a full leght live action movie..and I do hear rumours that there will be Thundercats the movie...how cool is zat!


Now here's waiting for Visionaries, MASK,Dino Riders,Inhumanoids,ehem Smurfs...and others to be movienized..*ada ke such word?

p/s : I just realised this is my 100th post...damnit!Should have made a top ten...okok i assure i'll make one next...throw me some ideas guys..Leha..no top 10 best male bonding scene pls.

To Taiping then Penang to Ipoh and back

First off Congrats to Wani for getting Hitch..Haihhh...times like this made me feel like i'm getting older, but that's ok ...i enjoy the bachelors life...I guess.My immediate target for time being is to find a job where I can be totally happy and then I'll think of getting married...speed dating I guess (boleh?).

Anyways, I lurve last weekend though it's one of mah most tyring weekend to date.The original plan was for me & sutun2 to meet up with Mahda and tunang to be @ Restoran Jejantas Sg Buloh around 9-ish am.But the plan changed as Nole & Aida decided to tag along with me (and she informed me around 2 am..hebat2).I woke up on time,suprisingly Sutun2 as well.Tralala2 fetch Sutun2 around 8.40am @ Cheras (i think)...Mahda already SMS-ed stating she's already there..but then Nole sms saying that Aidi is still stuck @ SEREMBAN!...amboiiiiiiiiiii.takleh jauh lagi?

But thinking positive and cause I've haven't seen these people for quite some time, I just kept quiet and fetch Nole first @ USJ..then ate MC D breakfast.Tralalalalala wait wait, finally Aida arrived around 10 plus.However the road was already packed and a bit Jam...so sigh...THEN! Mahda sms-ed that her car suddenly won't start..oh mannnnnnnnn....

Reached Rawang RnR and there they are,looking a bit sad bout the car,luckily those Plus people helped out and towed the car to...erm i forgot,but we tag along to this one deserted place,waited2 made loads of joke till Nole was in tears...and it hit me, Nole is definately got the same sense of jokes like i have.Who would have thought, cause those days in Bainun, I wasn't at all close with her..She even state dat i control too much those days (ahahaha gotta agree with that one)...anyhoo around 1 ish pm the car still ain't fix so Mahda plead (yoyo) us to go ahead first, so we did.

Then drove like hell to Taiping, and reach around 4pm I guess, but it didn't feel long as we we're talking bout those days and made up a few more jokes.ehehe fun times, then reached Wani's place.As expected...food have already been kept in the kitchen, but luckily Wani save some for us, *nasib dia tak letak cam 1 ketul ayam jer dan suh rebut,tapi sudah pasti aku menang kan. Oh Noi and Nasya was already there , and said the only other Bainun peeps that showed up was Cody.

Chit chat away then I'm not sure who,I guess it was Sutun..decided we should go to Penang and have some fun.Noi and her corset of course agreed to this...so fastly around 6 we all went up to Penang.And let me tell ya...Noi drove like the Devil...tau lah anak polis..hish.Reached Penang around 9pm if not mistaken, but Penang was kinda hectic..some got lost..but reached Bkt Ferringi around 10pm.Where I jumped out and left everybody so that I can hunt for the Simpsons DVD...and I found it! Season 9 and 10..wohooo!

Oh but everyone was rushing cause Mahda just realised she gotta go back home ASAP.So did Nole cause her mom forgot to bring the house keys in Ipoh,she has the only key..oh mannnnn..So around 11 pm went out of Penang...and channeling Noi..drove like hell...but alas, still reached Ipoh late.Dropped Nole and Aidi then zoom to KL in which suprisingly...we reached around 4 am...weird...maybe i drove really slow due to the fact that i'm the sole driver...shitze...anyway reached home around 4.30 am...and decided then I will not go to work @ 7am tomorrow .So I slept...then 7.30 am Kak Kham called,demn!...if it was someone else...i assure you I won't answer..but this chick is nice..so I answered

"Reza datang tak?...datang lah cause UA(name of team) takder sorang pon..dan mmg patutnyer u jer..." ha tuh lah pandai sangat merge...amik amik!



So i agreed to go,reached around 8 am(patut 7 muahahaha)then slept on the desk for an hour..Then haih another wedding..luckily Nik was hot enuff and fetch me @ TPM..so lalalala @ che pa's wedding then reached home 6pm..slept like a baby..the end

*i love last weekend
*the invisible sucked ass
*noi wears a corset

Office stories again

Nearing my last day now...so now Reza the beeyatch is in On Mode..no more nice and pleasent(actually tak lah pleasent sangat)...and my plan to make Veron's life a living hell has started, eheheh no more doing favours for that Faker.

Veron : Reza, can you bid for next week plsss.Help me ya :=P
Reza : Sorry can't , I got interview everyday next week


SNAP!

the end

Diaz

2 days back saw this pool in IMDB, kinda interesting...just from that pool...I can tell Diaz career highlights or timeline in the industry.*Diaz is Cameron Diaz btw.So the list is what you remember her most in.Character wise ... and yeah her portfolio is an interesting one...she does act a lot in memorable movies...

here's the pool :


The voice of Princess Fiona
The frizzy-haired psycho in Being John Malkovich
One of the dynamic Charlie's Angels trio, and Drew Barrymore's BFF
The unfortunately gelled Mary Jensen in There's Something About Mary
The girl who shakes her rump in every movie
The miscast prostitute in Gangs of New York
The miscast football team owner in Any Given Sunday
The girl who broke her nose surfing
The girl with who upset Peruvians with her Maoist handbag just a couple months ago
The girl who made her big-screen debut in The Mask
The only flavor in Vanilla Sky
The girl who Anna Faris was reportedly imitating in Lost in Translation
The star of so-bad-they're-good indies such as A Life Less Ordinary and The Sweetest Thing
The person who upstaged Julia Roberts in My Best Friend's Wedding
The lovelorn person who was upstaged by the equally lovelorn Kate Winslet in The Holiday
Dyslexic Maggie from In Her Shoes
Justin Timberlake's ex
One of the few female members of the "$20 Million Club

i actually dont get the last one, but i vote the most memorable one, won by a landside...guess which one is it, or even better...which one u find her most memorable as

*masih emo office takleh bukak blog...takper2 12 hari lagi fuhhhh sabar sabar happy thoughts2

YES press it harder!

*aku emo cause kat office takleh bukak blog dah...bodoh...what next?no bra's in the office?

HEH

pagi nih aku jadik bimbo



Reza XXXXX, Noordin XXX : kak kham
Reza XXXXX, Noordin XXX : tadi pagi takder sapa nak tlg
Reza XXXXX, Noordin XXX : tlg leh
Reza XXXXX, Noordin XXX : reset print Q
Reza XXXXX, Noordin XXX : PNKL00003914114
Kaur, Kashminder : reza u got the wrong person

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aku malu
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Mati keras

Hi Movie Fans, first up...this week..from last sunday that is, I had fun watching loads and loads of movie, the great thing is...all of em rocks!!!!

I'll start with Pothead and the Order of The Pheonix, as the previous entry stated I had a bad time watching Pothead the first time around..fortunately someone booked a show for me on Sunday so tralalala i watched Potter second round on Sunday.

Plot : Potter's all grown up, but he's still the shortest of the bunch(tee heee),Hermoine's grown well(tee hee as well)..and Ron..is Ron with bigger hair.No one believes Harry crap bout Voldermont back from the dead story so he's been alienated at school.But Voldermont is back so it's Harry' job to prepare these underage kids with the "defense against the dark magic".

Verdict : Allrite..a lot..i mean a lot of people don't like this entry,I on the other hand lurrrrrrrrrve it.Ok I can understand maybe those hardcore fans of the books maybe a tad upset(hey I was pretty much pissed by some of the changes in X-Men the movie) however I don't get some of them saying it's no more fun, ok maybe they should have added some games or magic or nudity in it.But hey Harry's all grown up..so it's logical that the story a bit more mature.In which Y! the main reason I like this entry, It's dark, Harry's story progressing in a whole new level..he's more edgy(acting is also great BTW) and he's character got more depth.So I like like..I'll keep this short cause I need to review other movies, but I wanted to add that the addition of the Bitch Umbridge and Luna is awesome ...love em both..Luna is so weird/freaky ..and Umbridge is such an A@#hole..seriously she's one of my fav bitch to hate now..Bad?..well i would actually like to see more of Hermoine and Ron (ron's not really funny anymore).Overall i like it 7/10 ...oh fyi im not a big fan of pothead..but after this..hmm lets just say i grew an interest.Oh I might want to add, I heard this one dude at the office says *Ala potter sucks...tak logic langsung"...so Transformers are logical?...nice.


Next off Live Free or Die Hard a.k.a Die Hard 4.0, saw it at Puchong IOI (sigh...my arse still hurts) after my colleagues wanted to bowl there.Their lines "hey u come to ioi laaa,bowl there not many people looo...blah2 yada2" then...the unexpected happen...the bowling lanes are full till 11p.m babi much?



Plot : Bruce is older, but he still rocking.Some hacker dude hacks into some national guard system or whatever then shut downs the whole country system...awesome.

Verdict : Fyi I've only watch the 2nd and 3rd..and I actually dont remember what happens in the 3rd.But ultimately it doesn't matter, it's a stand alone movie itself.Notice I didn't write much regarding the plot..well that's how awesome the action was, I totally forgot bout the plot.From the get go the action was none stop...most of em are excellent,some are illogical but still jaw dropping but it's still GREAT.Bruce and Justin did great, also Maggie Q is stunning!woof!Oh oh watch out for Kevin Smith's appearance..that dude still rocks.The jokes in the movie is cool,typical Bruce Wills dialog but still cool.erm what else...oh and the idea of our system can be shutdown just like that*aku snapping fingers ni* is scary..Ultimately Die Hard 4 is a fun ride..nearly matched my fav Bruce movie, Fifth Element..8/10,while jumping high doing a split

Next Severance,I heard lots of good things bout this movie...



Plot : Some cooperate personal went into the woods for some bonding session.Unbeknown to em the place where they are staying is where these savages live and have fun killing people for sports...niceeeee

Verdict : It started out somewhat a snorefest, but luckily there are some awesome jokes here and there.Which was helped by the very excellent cast,seriously the cast here is stellar.Actually I was a bit bored watching the beginning only because I was struggling to understand what in the world are they talking about..I dont get a long of their slang's.However when the action starts none of that matters..the gore was cool enuff for my standards..nothing I've seen before but the jokes in the movie was funny as hell.There's this one scene involving a bazooka is to die for, I laugh out loud rolling on the floor.Overall this is a cool flick but I could have use some subtitles. 7/10


I've been waiting to see this, Hannibal Rising



Plot : A prequel to the devilish Hannibal Lec..erm lupa spelling leh?

Verdict : Ok the dude playing a younger Anthony Hopkins, doesn't look anything like Anthony Hopkins his acting is top notch, the smile, brrr.Erm the story is interesting, revenge for his younger sister after these soldier ate here(yup A.T.E her)..it was interesting enuff but somehow it felt a bit boring,maybe cause Gong Li looked like she wanted to sleep.But nearing the end after he started offing these guys ha that's where it got good,the kills are gruesome..1 death in particular is awesome,eventhough they didn't show the outcome..I can imagine what happen..yikes..erm what else..oh but there are a few plotholes in the movie which doesn't make sense for the later Hannibal movies, which was kinda a letdown..but still I wouldn't mind seeing this movie again, 6/10


Hot Fuzz, i was indecisive with this one,should i watch it or not..then today I just finished watching



Plot : An overachiving policeman is sent to the country side with LOL reasons by the chief inspector.What follows is a murder mystery,make that murders that no one there seem to bother.

Verdict : Ok Shaun of the Dead was funny,this...is wayy funnier!It started out with some hillarious jokes got lalala in the middle but when the killing starts...wahhahahahah funny!The acting like Shaun was great,all of em are...see Brits are funny.Plot was hillarious!The reason behind the killings is so OUTRAGEOUS.And the killings are bloody...now that's a wow..the gory stuff was great!..I don't know what else to say but if ur a fan of Shaun of the Dead...go see this!..8/10

I leave you with the upcoming poster and a bit screen cap of Invasion,starring Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig,I'm note sure if this is a remake...but the plot does seems the same as the Invasion of the Body Snatchers(i really really really love the 70s version)...btw the first screen cap is Veronica Cartwright she was in the original and gave one of the most Chilling screams ever..I still love that scene, to recap..click here..

Watching Potter was a Blast! (tiru ayat letupan dela)

But before I'll go into the details of my trip to the wonderful land of TGV OU ,I'll do this first,review Zombie Kampung Pisang.When it first came out I was like meh..another obviously stupid Malay movie..so I totally ignored it.It kinda became a joke to me like what I did with Sivaji..."Nak tgk apa?..."me :"Sivaji?" laughter follows.Then like 4 mnths later the VCD came out,and again I ignored it...scoffing it off like what I did when I saw Dela's Tummy (it comes out for air from time to time)...but after,I heard loads of people saying it's actually kinda good...and me cuzz says that the slang is from Perak..and I as a kid hailing from Perak, I was kinda a wee bit intrigue.So what the heck...i "borrowed" the movie from Izar...so here's my review ..(best tak built up aku?)

ZOMBIE KAMPUNG PISANG (direct translation, Funny Zombies from Kampung Banana)



The starting of great things to come

Plot : The villagers of Kampung Pisang are plague by flour faced zombies.How would they survive as the average IQ level of this villagers are less than 100.



Verdict : Take note of this,I like this movie..I dare say it could be somewhat of a cult movie.It's stupidly good.Make sense?No?..ah screw u.Well it does have style..in it's own weird way...at least to compare with Dont Look Back..I like the prodcution quality here more..the atmosphere..the "balai raya", however the dubbing still sux..I'm not gonna complain cause i dont know anything bout dubbing...but why is it that Malaysian movies still have problem with this?Allrite then...i like most of the jokes...some dialogs are awesomely funny."Terbeliak mcm Ziana Zain.."Funny!....Which then leads to the great cast..the cast are kinda perfect..with the exception of Ezlyn.Awie did well...though most of his dialog are bad, AC is annoyingly funny, Que something is good as well...but the highlight is some of the minor cast...Like Usop i think his name..but let's just call him "Pakcik Tgn"...



That dude rockssssssss!...seriously without him in this movie...i think i'll be less impress.His constant swaying hand is funny..every frame he's in I totally enjoyed it...someone give him a Golden Globe plsss( Oscar takleh lagi)...and the villagers also did ok..I mean they do look awkward and forced...but hey it's a funny movie...so it works.



Ok I'm obsess...ahahaha

HOWEVERRRRRRRRRRR....the movie went downhill after the second half...it didnt stay as strong..after everyone left the Balai Raya..it became kinda dull.Then there's mamat khalid's kid scene...there is absolutely no need for that!..waste of space..I know he's ur kid...but put him elsewhere..he can always be one of the villagers at the Balai raya...why made one scene..scratch that...make that 2..scene revolving around that kid..a waste..



dela?

But all in all,I enjoyed this movie..not bad..won't be in my list of top 20 fav movie this year..but at least it's ok enuff in my book..so me give it 5.5/10

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now off to Potter, I can't give a full review as yet as cause after all the asking for leave, drive a long way...book in advance...I only manage to see the first 2 hrs, the last half an hr was spoilt for me.The cinema screen went haywire(still can watch but highly annoying), and no one wanted to walk out and tell the workers there...IN WHICH! I dont blame em...

1.Cause they are not! gonna rewind it, so why should i be victimize by this?
2.Heck its the last 30 minutes, the climax, potter is getting on his groove...so's the lovely Luna (oh such a cutie)
3.It's not my job to go out for 5 min a warn someone


seriously FUCK TVG OU!!!, i've already had 3 bad exprience there...and u know what they say..thirds time the charm.

exp 1 . Alexander : the screen went off ever 10 minutes
exp 2 . The Hills Have Eyes 2 : The dubbing was fucking bad!What you just cut the frames and glue it??????
exp 3 . Pothead 5 : As above


So I was already in the pissed off mode, and was ready to go complain and rally the other movie goers, but despite the sigh,cit and curses...most of em went out after the show..OH MAN!THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO TYPICAL MALAYSIAN.So me izar and joe went out the other way,not the exit entrance...and was mighty pissed(well at least i know i am), konon2 rebelious dah lah nak kuar jln lain.Then there was another movie goer who was readying herself at the counter (she's pissed too,good for her!!)...so the attack continues.They said the manager and asst manager isnt in...how convenient.In which we all suspect is a lie!Then we waited like 10 min or so, and some whatever his title is came to assist...and this guy was an idiot!

The guy "Tak logic lah, kenapa dlm 30 minit tuh takder sapa keluar report?"

That's when i blew,hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.It is my job?...but that not what i said..i think i said something in the lines of...

"Even if I went out, would you rewind it for me?NO! rite!..so why would i want to do that as i paid to watch the full movie!...and obviously no one wanted to go out as its the climax!sheeeeeeeesh" ...shesh mungkin tambah

Then Joe went on to calm me down, I guess my eyes was giving the evil eye or something,then he took over..graciously i might add, if it was up to me...i won't be that gracious...i'm more of the emotional type..heh

So this dude went on saying no logic lah, only happens sometimes lah...yada yada blah blah blah...and the lady provide some excellent points to where finally they said the manager agrees to redeem the money...yeah US!..

The lady also point out something really important, they're lucky it's only the 5 of us...if lets say all...haaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Anyhoo Harry Potter was great!...it was darker than the previous which is way cool...and the new additions are great...however i will have to go and watch it again to totally take in everything...not now though...cause money tipis ma

but for now...7.5/10



Luna is cool

p/s : middle finger TGV OU!!
p/s 2 : the prove...ask izar for the image...he captured the screen

Nak kena manager2 aku nih

Dah selalu kena
baru letup
tak faham2 bahasa

Sunil Willie Stephan:Anon, Frances, Farisa nd Noordin ... pls help
Sunil Willie Stephan :Farisa = Faris ... sorry typo error
Sunil Willie Stephan :9 LC pending in Q
Noordin XXX Reza XXXXX :my father doesnt work here
Sunil Willie Stephan :laaaaa .... ok noted